I'm a Dick.com

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If you are a Dick, please sign in the Registry.

About the guest book: I still refuse to post any entries that bore me. That includes the 10 entries a day that state "I'm a Dick because I have one". What the hell does that mean anyway. As usual, below are some of my favorites:
New favorites for 2008

Name: tim
comments: I'm a Dick because i went to an Italian restaurant for dinner last night with a bunch of new friends and ended up so drunk I pretended an old fan I found on the street was a cell phone and then proceeded to smash it all over 3rd ave (I have enclosed a photo)

Name: Angie
I'm a Dick because I dried my ass with my room mates towel and hung it back up for him.
Angie, some roommates would appreciate that!

Name:
comments: I'm a Dick because of spaghetti
hmmm..I wish he would have signed his name and told us more of this spaghetti story.

Name: J. Hamilton
comments: I'm a Dick because I post stupid but truthfully quotes, Birds do it and fly, Bees do it and die, I don't do it at all I'll tell you why. I promised I'd be true, but I'll tell you what I'll do, I'll lay down and I'll let you, and If I don't move I ain't cheatin!
Ok, J. the truth is this was a favorite because you ordered a bunch of shirts.

Old Favorites

Name: Jon
comments: I'm a Dick because I stayed at a friend's place and pissed the bed. Then I threw my pissy underwear under his bed and left.

bobo: I'm a Dick because I recently ate a live baby duck.

Chris : I'm a Dick because I'm wasting my time by visiting shit web sites like this. And I hate everyone. Especially you.

I'm a Dick because im on this shit site

Bob:: I'm a Dick because I vomited in my friend's shoe and blamed my dog.

the gimp: I'm a Dick because I told a girl that her breath stunk when she tried to kiss me. She hasn't spoken to me since

Remember, if you Dicks would buy more of my crap, or donate some money, I could quit my job and have more time to update the site.
Otherwise, you get what you pay for, you Dicks!

If you are Dick enough to show the world, buy a T-shirt.

As for the future of this site, we have no idea, but we are open for suggestions.