I'm a Dick.com

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If you are a Dick, please sign in the Registry.

About the guest book: I still refuse to post any entries that bore me. That includes the 10 entries a day that state "I'm a Dick because I have one". What the hell does that mean anyway. As usual, below are some of my favorites:

Favorites for 2009

Name: Luce
comments: I'm a Dick because I convinced a pet shop owner not to sell a mouse to a 13 year old girl.
Luce, don't be so hard on yourself. Dick hereby gives you absolution for that sin.

Name: Brooke
comments: I'm a Dick because I got a weird envelope in the mail that had a piece of taped up cardboard in it, looked the guy up on anywho, called him to ask him what the f*ck is up with it just to find out it was something i bought on ebay. i'm such a dick!
Brook, that is awesome. Please contact me and i will send you a free T-shirt.

Name: Reyco
comments: I'm a Dick because I like this girl but I also love this guy, and I think I love the guy more but I can't love him due to my religion say to not have any type of homosexual activity, but it can't be homo if I am Bisexual. Right?
Well, Reyco,when one has such complex sexual, religious, ethical and moral dilemmas, it is best to seek advice, not with a professional therapist or with your clergy. It is best to go straight to a web site called I'm a Dick.com.
Dick's verdict is: No you can't be Homo if you are Bisexual. I'm sure your religion will approve.

Name: dennis
comments: I'm a Dick because when i found out my ex was f*cking her boss, I shit in her underwear drawer. F*ck you bitch!
Wait, I know that M.O., did I go to college with you?

Name: Shawn
comments: I'm a Dick because I'm reading this Dick Registry.
And now you are part of the registry.

Name: duckleberryfinn
comments: I'm a Dick because ......well have u actually met me???
No, I haven't met you. In the interest of verifying your claim, I will meet you, if necessary.

Name: Aaron
comments: I'm a Dick because your mom is fat
Actually, Aaron, my Mom still has her girlish figure.

Name: Carl
comments: I'm a Dick because I like to give people wrong directions when they ask.
Hey, did we meet in Fillmore, Indiana?

Name: Depance
comments: I'm a Dick because i am a man. And i want sex with girls.
Wait..what?

Favorites for 2008

Name: tim
comments: I'm a Dick because i went to an Italian restaurant for dinner last night with a bunch of new friends and ended up so drunk I pretended an old fan I found on the street was a cell phone and then proceeded to smash it all over 3rd ave (I have enclosed a photo)

Name: Angie
I'm a Dick because I dried my ass with my room mates towel and hung it back up for him.
Angie, some roommates would appreciate that!

Name:
comments: I'm a Dick because of spaghetti
hmmm..I wish he would have signed his name and told us more of this spaghetti story.

Name: J. Hamilton
comments: I'm a Dick because I post stupid but truthfully quotes, Birds do it and fly, Bees do it and die, I don't do it at all I'll tell you why. I promised I'd be true, but I'll tell you what I'll do, I'll lay down and I'll let you, and If I don't move I ain't cheatin!
Ok, J. the truth is this was a favorite because you ordered a bunch of shirts.

Name: Jon
comments: I'm a Dick because I stayed at a friend's place and pissed the bed. Then I threw my pissy underwear under his bed and left.

bobo: I'm a Dick because I recently ate a live baby duck.

Chris : I'm a Dick because I'm wasting my time by visiting shit web sites like this. And I hate everyone. Especially you.

I'm a Dick because im on this shit site

Bob:: I'm a Dick because I vomited in my friend's shoe and blamed my dog.

the gimp: I'm a Dick because I told a girl that her breath stunk when she tried to kiss me. She hasn't spoken to me since

Remember, if you Dicks would buy more of my crap, or donate some money, I could quit my job and have more time to update the site.
Otherwise, you get what you pay for, you Dicks!

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