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December 2002

Name: arch
comments: I'm a Dick because yeah like you dont know.

Name: Ron
comments: I'm a Dick because I was born a dick,I was raised a dick and I'll die a dick. I run a nine man frame crew and my men hate me.Is it wrong for enjoying this,I say hell no!Hell I should run for President of this website.

Name: cynthiafein
comments: I'm a Dick because i like the songs you play

Name: Rocky Balboa
comments: I'm a Dick because im Rocky Balboa, i alway got my ass kicked

Name: Candy
comments: EAT ME!!!

Name: Keith
comments: I'm a Dick because I think I know everything and the truth is I don't know jack shit about anything and I'm a Gay Gay strip dancer and Ilove it.....

Name: mr cock
comments: I'm a Dick beause i like to receive DIRTY SANCHEZ's from retards diapers. Oh yeah and I fucked your grandma's daughter. Thats right your mama. Visit my website. ratemypoo.com

Name: Robby
comments: I'm a Dick because I DUMPED MY gurl friend for not showing her PuSsy! and i have been with her for 10months thats along time to with some 1*i should say sorry but shes to good for me anyway ~LaTeR RoBbY

Name: Rich
comments: I'm a Dick because if it wasn't for us Dicks, the cocksuckers would have nothing to do!

Name: Tayler
comments: I'm a Dick because I cheat on my girl friends

Name: Varg
comments: I'm a Dick because I burnt down a church and the went to jail, in Norway, where I will remain for many more years until I'm set free...
free the count!

Name: jeremiah
comments: I'm a Dick because... I'm just an idiot.

Name: Erica
comments: I'm a Dick because I am a horrible person to my friends. I like to play with the hearts of my girl friends boy friends. I like to tickle it then rip it out *insane laughter* and I guess I'm a dick because I beat the shit outta ppl often and I will slam your heads in the ground if you don't put me on the front page...

Name: i am dick
comments: I'm a Dick because i checked my so called girlfriends email..yes i was snooping but hey i have been ever since she told me her password to check her mail one time..why i am dick cause i told her and know shes lost all trust yes i am dick and i cant beleive that when i typed in iamdick.com i actualy found a site

Name: M. T.
comments: I'm a Dick because I'm from Oklahoma and am obsessed with proving that it is the best place to live. You would actually enjoy Oklahoma; we are all dicks there.

Name: Richard Cranium
comments: I'm a Dick because......I'm a cop

Name: Alex
comments: I'm a dick because i'm a magic shirtless ninja, whut.

Name: Richard
comments: I'm a Dick because I can be, and so are my jugalo brothers!!!!

Name: TP
comments: I'm a Dick because my girlfriend said i should look at this site as a joke and i actually have!!

Name: pennie
comments: i like seeing big dicks,i am a lady with out a man in my life and i like looking @ the pic

Name: indiana jones
email: finnfb@yahoo.co.uk
comments: I'm a Dick because i eat trump

Name: Micheal
comments: I'm a dick because i was so bored that i
typed in im a dick and low and behold i
just found my favorite site.

Name: Patrick
comments: I'm a Dick because you asked me for a dollar and I won't give you one. I'm a dick because I have a mullet and am proud of it. I'm a dick because I damn well feel like being one!

Name: Quentin
email: bobnob_123@hotmail.com
comments: I'm a Dick because thats wat i look like and i have one on my head

Name: Bilbo
comments: I'm a Dick because i have got a shit hair style that i have had since i was 3!

Name: Jason
comments: I'm a Dick because I have never been faithful to myself or any of my girlfriends.

Name: ken from work
comments: he's a Dick because he hates me and hes scottish and he supports man utd and hes fat and i hate him

Name: jack -cincinnati
comments: I'm a Dick because i have had so many in me, i have become one

Name: charlie
email: roofdr911@aol.com
comments: I'm a Dick because I know how to push people's buttons and spend most of my life doing so

November 2002

Name: Frans
comments: I'm a Dick because my mother always said i was

Name: Monkey
comments: I'm a Dick because I fucked over a clsoe friend/business associate for a quitebit of money, violating all trust

Name: Mark G. H.
comments: I'm a Dick because I had a guy i used.I made him think he was a special friend to me but he wasnt i just used him because i was going through a hard time, then he had an almost fatal car accident and i wouldnt even go visit him heheh.People asked me why i wouldnt and i said "Fuck that prick im glad the bastard wrecked" and it got back to him and hurt his tiny feelings awww.I always laugh and feel overjoyed when someone i hate gets hurt or something tragic happens to them.I think im the hottest thing on earth which i guess makes me a dick.Where can I order a T-shirt varifying my dickishness?

Name: Mark G. H.
comments: I'm a Dick because i treat people like dogshit and make fun of peoples plights and stuff.I will manipulate people to get my way and rip people off if i think i can get by with it.I like to smack on people who are weaker than me and i have treated every girl i have been with like pure fecal matter and used them like a pack horse :).I think maybe i surpass being a dick and maybe should be reffered to as big poppa Cock. No one trusts me and i cant buy a damn good word in my community. My dreams are lame and short term. I would like to smack someone into submission then urinate on them while laughing maniacally, then pull them up off the ground in a head lock and sling them over a hill while pointing and laughing at them.Hello fellow Dicks.

Name: ESTHER!!
comments: I'm a Dick because I actually came here.

Name: mocha
comments: I'm a Dick because i was singing a song that goes "im a dick, im addicted to you" and i was bored so i typed in imadick.com and this site came up which is great. i am also a dick because i didnt put my real name down, and lastly im a dick because i am crazy about good charlotte!!
~Mocha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Name: Mr Harris
comments: I'm a Dick because i have a small one

Name: george Montdersa
email: don't have one
comments: I'm a Dick because i am

Name: roger
email: wellsfive@extra.co.nz
comments: I'm a Dick because every time i go for a piss i eather fart real loud or shit my self it is a condition i have

Name: tara
email: kickass@aol.com
comments: I'm a Dick 4 ever

Name: jewy jew jew mcjew
comments: I'm a Big Jew.

Name: Daniel Gaythorne Pearce
comments: I'm a Dick because Im still a dick

Name: gay jay
comments: I'm a Dick because im stoned right now and i like to fuck retards in the ass, also i sometimes do it with a gay kid named deven

Name: Pat myKooch
comments: I'm a Dick because my friend gets stoned while watching his cat lick its own balls.

Name: Hank
comments: I'm a Dick because ive spent every second of my life that i can remember smoking, drinking, eating and taking drugz. Now that would be alright, yet ive had a chance with bout a million chicks and only picked up a few of em. Therefore, i am a dick

Name: big ten inch
comments: I'm a Dick because my teacher said i could be any thing i wanted so i became a dick

Name: i fuct ur wife
email: eatshit@blowme.com
comments: all you cocksuckers need tobe strung up and beat with broom handles.i'll bet everyone of you faggots that come in here talking i beat my old lady or i slap little kids,come here because i'm going to jack off in hand and bust you in the mouth with it and as for you cunts in here,i'd like to get my hands around your puke necks and squeeze till your guts pop out the back of your legs.fuck all you so called dicks

Name: chey and david
email: imadick@hotmail.com
comments: I'm a Dick because i don't think chey is hott and she is mad at me even though i really love her! and she IS VERY HOTT!!!!

Name: Ingress
comments: I'm a Dick because it better then being an asshole

Name: Jay
comments: I'm a Dick because I beat up gay people and make fun of retards. I also like to give girls my used condoms when the tell me Im gay. Somtimes I kick my best friends in the nuts when they piss me off.

Name: S. DICK RICHARD
comments: I'm a Dick because I'M A DICK IF YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW IS THE REAL DICK ASK FOR ME JUST I´M A DICK

Name: Brad
comments: I'm a Dick because I use people to better my own life. Get them to trust me, and think that I'm their best friend. Just to get them to do things that I can't do. I tell them that I'll pay them as soon as I get the money from the projects that they are working on.

October 2002

Name: JR
email: WWW . DANITERYDER2002.COM
comments: I'm a Dick because

Name: Pat Wall
email: godtoldpat@pakistanmail.com
Submit: Submit
comments: I'm a Dick because about two hours ago I asked a fat girl to do me a favor (not sexual)and when she did I said, "Thanks, fat-ass." I'm also a dick because I think that whoever posted the Dennis Leary sketch as proof of their dick-ness , go ahead, scroll down and look) should be burned alive while I laugh... oh, they should learn to fucking spell too.

Name: Charles
comments: I'm a Dick because I love to make women worship the lame ass ground I walk on. I cheated on my girlfriend of 2 years with a co worker, then when the coworker got sick of sitting at home every weekend while I was out banging my girlfriend and found herself a new guy, I got pissed off at her and made her feel like it was her fault. I am a dick because I can be one and always will be a dick! Why should I change when I can get women even though I treat them like shit? Oh yeah, I still have my girlfriend because she is too stupid to leave my stupid ass for a REAL man that would treat her right. Fat ass.

Name: Tony
comments: I'm a Dick because I love to use women for whatever I can get out of them and then dump them. Usually by collecting all of their belongings, throwing them into a big pile in the living room (or front yard) and then telling them to "Get the F*** out of my house immediately". Then a couple days later, I tell them I want them to be my girlfriend again. It's cool to play with other people's emotions.

Name: DorkRawk
comments: I'm a Dick because because I have a website full of sarcastic comentary and me and my friends being jerks. Its called The Voice of Reason check it out at http://www.voiceofreason.8m.net

Name: Adam Sinkhorn
comments: I'm a Dick because it's a lot more fun than the alternative.

Name: Dave "Bruce"
comments: I'm a Dick because I just fucking am.

Name: cassie dawkins
email: lil'_nookie69@hotmail.com
comments: I'm a Dick because i think that blinds in cars are fly squaters

Name: Stefanie
comments: I'm a Dick because I tell people the truth and I am not afraid to talk shit to someone's face, also because me and my boyfriend tag team on people and i think we can be ruthless haha

Name: Brett S.
comments: I'm a Dick because I like to suck them.

Name: nancy
email: @www,VettVett.com
comments: I'm a Dick because I love to lick it

Name: stuart bails
comments: I'm a Dick because i shit the bed

Name: Dan Gaythorne Pearce
comments: I'm a Dick because im on this site about 50 times

Name: Dan Gaythorne Pearce
comments: I'm a Dick because i am gonna get shafted by the three stage revenge plan

Name: Dan Gaythorne Pearce
comments: I'm a Dick because i am a ginger twat

Name: Dan Gaythorne Pearce
comments: I'm a Dick because i steal jokes

Name: Dan Gaythorne Pearce
comments: I'm a Dick because i dont appreciate my girlfriend

Name: Dan Gaythorne Pearce
comments: I'm a Dick because cus Rich and Tom and Joe and Kris and Chicky and Emily and Jodie and Laura and Anna and Pug hate me

Name: Dan Gaythorne Pearce
comments: I'm a Dick because i make up stories to make my life exciting

Name: Dan Gaythorne Pearce
comments: I'm a Dick because i dont got no chocolate

Name: Dan Gaythorne Pearce
comments: I'm a Dick because it took me 2 months to earn £5 to pay joe back

Name: Renee
comments: I'm a Dick because this website never posts its new registry entries and yet here I am entering another one.

Name: Dan Gaythorne Pearce
comments: I'm a Dick because I have no fruit pastles

Name: Dan Gaythorne Pearce
comments: I'm a Dick because my middle name is Gaythorne

Name: Dan Gaythorne Pearce
comments: I'm a Dick because I cheat on my girlfriend

Name: daniel pearce
comments: I'm a Dick because I dyed my hair ginger

Name: Devin Phelps
comments: I'm a Dick because I like to smell Dave's butthole

Name: Jon
email: slavsc2975@hotmail.com
comments: I'm a Dick because I said so. fuck you!

Name: irvin
comments: I'm a Dick because I married the most laid whore in the county

Name: Liam Mahon
comments: I'm a Dick because I am a self obsessed prat who annoys everyone within the radius of the universe, and I also lie about everything in my puny insignificant shite life

Name: Greg "The Jerk"
comments: I'm a Dick because I cheated on my wife after she treated me like gold and did everything I ask. Also because I posted another man's picture on my profile and now I got women who want to sleep with that guy not me and now I am only having sex with myself.

Name: Tommy
comments: I'm a Dick because I banged my girlfriend with out a condom and now im haveing a god damn baby

Name: John Rivera
email: hotestguy469@yahoo.com
comments: I'm a Dick because I think that all of you pussies have the worst site and no balls at all!!

Name: Scott
comments: I'm a Dick because I love girls for their pussies and not their minds.

Name: kraig
email: mac.com@aol.com
comments: I'm a Dick because i do dumb stuff

Name: Mike Short
comments: I'm a Dick because my weiner is small and bent. and when my girl friend tryed to fined it i came before she touched it.

September 2002

Name: Vic
comments: I'm a Dick because I get off on being an ASSHOLe. Ilike to make the people that work for me eat shit...Oh yea forgot to mention i'm adeacon at my church in Georgia...HA HA Ha

Name: Rod Johnson
comments: I'm a Dick because every time I get hammered, I leave with a different girl because the girl I came with got sick.

Name: Cody
email: Hellnaw@bullshit.com
comments: I'm a Dick because I work at a grocery store...i am selective as to who i am a dick to, and often overcharge people at random, but when im a dick to my boss i let people have stuff free...and jack stuff from my store at random too...im a dick alright...who wants to test me?

Name: Dick
email: richarddickinson@dicksrus.com
comments: I'm a Dick because I have a father and 4 brothers and 4 sisters who are all dicks.

Name: Kitchen
email: Tidus15uk@aol.com
comments: I'm a Dick because i think im real ard and i think i'm real gud at rugdy

Name: bryan
email: BryanH19@midsouth.rr.com
comments: hi

Name: Joel or they call him Bologna
comments: I'm a Dick because I am a drug addict who loves to rip people off for dope and if all else fails suck dick for dope.

Name: Crusty Mutha Phucka
comments: I'm a Dick because buffy told me so

Name: Rich
email: contactpoint@excite.com
comments: I'm a Dick because I have had a girlfriend for 6 years. There is a girl at work who had a thing for me. I screwed with her mind for a year and made her think I liked her as well. Then I just stopped the whole thing and now she is heartbroken.

Name: Henry King
email: bunbun311
comments: I'm a Dick because I have no manners and I treat all women like dog shit on the cement

Name: Moe
comments: I'm a Dick because you all are dicks!!!!

Name: dave page
comments: I'm a Dick because i like dawn the beach whales stockings

Name: Thomas
comments: I'm a Dick because im 2ft 4in
and i love dicks

Name: anthony perry
email: perrya@cheatcc.com
comments: I'm a Dick because i just want to be a dick and i have one

Name: james bishop
email: imgay@hotmail.com
comments: I'm a Dick because the whole school does not like me and im a retard

Name: angel
comments: I'm a Dick because i wanna be and i can

Name: Chickdy Chick Dick
comments: Im a dick Because im as small as 1! & i got no pubes

Name: Luke
comments: I'm a Dick because cuz i luv boys. Plus i pay a lot 4 sex!

Name: Billy Curtiss
comments: I'm a Dick because i need a hair cut & my milk round takes 2 long!

Name: scott
comments: I'm a Dick because like being one

Name: JD ADAMS
comments: I'm a Dick because I CAN'T STAND IT WHEN STUPID LOSERS CAN'T EVEN KILL THEMSELVES. THERE NEEDS TO BE A CLASS ON IT. AND MOST PEOPLE DESIRVE TO DIE.

Name: Sijim
comments: I'm a Dick because I smoke these stupid cigars and think that everybody likes me when really they laugh at me and my pathetic excuse for a manhood. Oh and my real name is Paul Scattergood. My mother ran away with my girlfriend.

Name: Willy Dick
comments: I'm a Dick because: Do you want to know
who on this site the real Dick is :
take a look at htttp://www.willydick.com
Willy has balls...

Name: shanna
email: lilsha23462@yahoo.com
comments: I'm a Dick because i love dick.

Name: Sheri
comments: I'm a Dick because I was bored enough to type in imadick.com and found that there actually is a site. However, it was after I typed in imadweeb.com, so I guess that makes me an ultra dick!

Name: simon hatt
email: hatt2k_remix@hotmail.com
comments: I'm a Dick because im a dick and i think that im really good with the girls but i get rejected and im just a natrul born dick p.s im a dick and 1 more thing im a dick

Name: Ben
email: benjr@smcsolutions.com
comments: I'm a Dick for so many reasons, but mostly because my brother DICK, always calls me DICK.

Name: Dick
email: dick@probush.com
comments: I'm a Dick because my name is Dick

Name: Jimmy blitz nail
comments: I'm a Dick because you are all a bunch of dicks, plus you are all gay, making you a big bunch of homos

Name: Alfred
comments: I'm a Dick because everyone in my wife's family says I am.

August 2002

Name: mary
email: mary@ktechnology.com
comments: I'm a Dick because i am

Name: dick
email: tess@ktechnology.com
comments: I'm a Dick because everyone says so

Name: brad
comments: I'm a Dick because itook my niece from her dad

Name: Scott
comments: I'm a Dick because I think that anything that offends anyone is pretty cool. i.e. Suppose you think abortion is horrible... we'll I think it's pretty cool. On the other hand lets say that pro-lifers upset you with their christian viewpoints, we'll I think that is pretty cool too. I think that any "thing, subject, or issue" that gets people pretty heated up is actually --pretty cool. Thats why I beleive that I am a dick. And I think that that is pretty cool too.

Name: Lawrence
email: Lae1@
comments: I'm a Dick because I totally pretend I don't see my bestfriend who is a girl in a club and I pretend she is not there and I don't go up to her and say Hi or ask her to dance. In fact not only is she my bestfriend, but she is my F.F. You figure out those initials. Sincerely A total dickhead jerk and a s.o.b PS Did I say she is also my girlfriend?

Name: Tracy
email:
comments: I'm a Dick because, I am always the one to say and do what i feel when i get the feeling to say or do something that i want, no matter what it may be or where i am. I just dont give a shit. And most of the times i will always piss someone off. Then keep on riding thier ass because i know i am getting under thier skin.

Name: Dick Dickinson Jnr
email:
Submit: Submit
comments: I'm a Dick because I choose to be!!!

Name: Anthony1973
email: BAC bedbuddies welcome 3057536911-miami
comments: I'm a Dick & I suck dick and I fuck dick as does my dick & do I got a dick for you. I may fuck you like a passionate tiger...You just never know until all you bad bad boy's call me up on the spankline.
Oh, Dick 'n Ass your always on my mind. I am truely a nymphomaniac & a very loyal slave to you.

BAC = Big Ass Cock
No B.S. here!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Barron Fowler
email: freakall41@aol.com
comments: I'm a Dick because i fucking said so

Name: Steve Hawk
comments: I'm a Dick because I don't know when to keep my big mouth shut. I am missing the genetic make-up that controls what is OK to be said to others and what I should just keep in my pea-sized brain. I am a DICKHEAD and I'm proud of it!

19 Aug 2002
Name: Mark Shields
comments: I'm a Dick because the rest of you losers are on this planet for my amusement.

19 Aug 2002
Name: bryan
comments: I'm a Dick because of you

18 Aug 2002
Name: chris
comments: I'm a Dick because im melodramatic, think i know everything, have always loved one girl who is a complete psychopath and treats me and everyone around her like a dick, and yet I still attempt to a) have relationships with other people and treat them like dicks, and b) when not in a farce of a relationship go round to psycho bitches house for 'chats' So not only am i a dick, but im sad with it aswell.

16 Aug 2002
Name:
comments: I'm a Dick because i did a 7th grade project on nuclear weapons and it started out like this "i'm going to buy a 1967 catalac eldorato with whale skin hubcaps and all lether cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights yah, and i'm going to drive around in that baby at a 115 mph gettin' 1 mile per gallon suckin' down 1/4 pounder greaseball burgers from McDonalds in the old fashion non biodegradible stirofoam containers, and when i'm done suckin' down those greaseball burgers i'm going to wipe my mouth with the american flag and i'm going to tose the stirofoam contianers right out the side and there aint a god damn thing anybody can do about it you know why, because we got the bombs thats right two words nulclear fukin' weapons, russia germany romainia they can have all the democracy they want, they can have a big democracy cake walk right though the middle of tiennemens square and it lick of difference because we got the bombs ok? john whanes not dead he
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16 Aug 2002
Name: jack b harris jr
email: zigbcheifinzag@aol.com
comments: I'm a Dick because i can be

16 Aug 2002
Name: Lucy
comments: fat bitch and a whore nd i cant make mates and a shagged luke

14 Aug 2002
Name: Nick
comments: I'm a dick coz I'm gay and I have a faggot dad.

14 Aug 2002
Name: missy
comments: I'm a Dick because my father had my mother and my mother had my brother and my brother took a sheep and the sheep had me...there 4 i am a pure dick and i dont know wot i am on about...i really suck dick(literally)and look up sad sites such as this because i have nuttn else betta 2 do.same wiff all u limp dicks.

12 Aug 2002
Name: jerry dell
comments: I'm a Dick because i beet everyone up i see!!!!!!!!

12 Aug 2002
Name: Nate
comments: I'm a Dick because I sleep around even when I'm married and I fucked this girl while I was married and had a little girl that was 8 weeks old then I kicked them out of our home. I really liked to fuck this one girl Brandi ......

11 Aug 2002
Name: "MR. DICKHEAD"
email: KRAZYWHITEBOI@HOTMAIL.COM
comments: I'm a Dick because i dont help nobody do nuthin, i always am an asshole to bitches and i bust nuts on bitches faces!!! hahahahaha

09 Aug 2002
Name: David Tomazin
comments: I'm a Dick because My wife tells me so.

08 Aug 2002
Name: Dan
comments: I'm a Dick because I am a police officer who abuses my authority to put by son's mother in jail on a false charge! Ha! Ha!

07 Aug 2002
Name: James Twyford
email: James_twyfordz@hotmail.com
comments: I'm a Dick because im obssesed with a girl and i have eben for 9 months

07 Aug 2002
Name: Chris
email: chjoza@yahoo.com
comments: I'm a Dick because I love to point out people's faults, I have none myself. It seems I know everything and everone else is a stupid jackass.

06 Aug 2002
Name: Bob Smith
comments: I'm a Dick because i have a dick

05 Aug 2002
Name: Patrick
email: therisnospoon05@excite.com
comments: I'm a Dick because this whole site is the gayest most enormous waste of time.

02 Aug 2002
Name: John Cerjan
email: a92redskin@aol.com
comments: I'm a Dick because a womans place is in the kitchen, they are all bitches, the only thing they are good for is sex, washing my clothes, cooking my food, cleaning my house, and taking my orders.

01 Aug 2002
Name: Gordie Whynot
email: Gdog_23@Hotmail.com
comments: I'm a Dick because my mom thinks I'm cool, I beg people for 2 bucks on a daily basis, I jerk off with sand paper dipped in anti-freeze.

31 Jul 2002
Name: Kashi Mason
comments: I'm a Dick because I am such a tool.

30 Jul 2002
Name: Little Ronnie
comments: I'm a Dick because I had the best teacher in the world, my old mate Michael Morris, Warton, Lancs, UK. And Im proud to be the understudy of such a tried and tested almighty hated DICK!

30 Jul 2002
Name: BIG FAT B
email: BCB4UK@YAHOO.COM
comments: I'm a Dick because I TREAT ALL WHORES( WOMAN ) THE SAME...,,LIKE THE WHORES THEY TRULEY ARE

29 Jul 2002
Name: Kenny
comments: I'm a Dick because i force my will upon all others, and i beat up my little brother on a regular basis.

26 Jul 2002
Name: IAMYZRNU
comments: I'm a Dick because i love to see others in misery. People getting fired turns me on.

25 Jul 2002
Name: travis
comments: I'm a Dick because my mom says so.

25 Jul 2002
Name:
email: Metalsurfny@aol.com
comments: I'm a Dick. I even look like one.

21 Jul 2002
Name: Lordez
comments: I'm a Dick because i love penises.

19 Jul 2002
Name: Chris Bagnall
comments: I'm a Dick because i think i cook a good barbeque

19 Jul 2002
Name: Richard Somerville
comments: I'm a Dick because i am meant to go to a party and im late

18 Jul 2002
Name: billy curtiss
comments: I'm a Dick because i need a haircut

18 Jul 2002
Name: sean fenn
comments: I'm a Dick because im ginger.i like to prat about with my handsome friends video camera and film my ass which my finger is stuck up frequently and i got my first ginger pube today.
and i smell

18 Jul 2002
Name: hugh bahlzak
comments: I'm a Dick because I have a bigger dick than yours!

18 Jul 2002
Name: Patrick
email: riceboyX@hotmail.com
comments: I'm a Dick because I use girls all the time and I have a small penis.

17 Jul 2002
Name: STEVEN
email: STE@ME.COM
comments: I'm a Dick because I SUCK COCK

15 Jul 2002
Name: court waggoner
email: courtwag@hotmail.com
Submit: Submit
comments: I'm a Dick because i'm from the south and am damn proud of it and even where the confederate flag but my best friends are black and love rap and heavy metal. and give these subblimted messages all the time and that is why i'm a big ass dick

15 Jul 2002
Name: Joe Morris (onix)
email:
comments: I'm a Dick because I like dicks

15 Jul 2002
Name: Andrew Meer
email:
comments: I'm a Dick because I thought Valderama scored the hand of God.

13 Jul 2002
Name: dick khan
email: dick khan@shit.edu.au
comments: i love shitting all day/night in the rest rooms make the hole place small in side someone walking in side the rest rooms and say poo man who is shitting in here
because

08 Jul 2002
Name: Hank Borso
email: hankborso@yahoo.com
comments: I'm a Dick because Fuck you I'm not telling you, Dick.

08 Jul 2002
Name: William(Dicky Wannabee)Weenus IV
email:
comments: I'm tired of trying to prove myself worthy in order to become a full fledged dick.
....I mean, Jeeeezus H friggin' Christ!
What's a guy got to do ??? I've been an avid student, and an apt pupil...I've worked the program, and followed every guideline set forth in "12 steps to total dickdom" handbook...in fact, I even took step 8 to an all new level when I started bitch-slapping my own mom into next Thursday because I got tired of being thrown in jail for aggravated assault on the local tramps down at the pub....
...Awright. That's it! Now it's become personal...... HMMmmmmmm....
....maybe folks'll take me a little more seriously if I go downtown and spray the local Taco Bell with a few clips of hot lead from dad's uzi......

07 Jul 2002
Name: mike piazza
email:
comments: I'm a Dick because i said im not gay
but i really am

07 Jul 2002
Name: dick maynard
email:
comments: I'm a Dick because my grandfather was a dick and i have a grandson who is also a dick. all my employees agree because they tell the world they work for a real dick. and my wife is married to one....my daughters have a real dick for a dad...life could not be any better

07 Jul 2002
Name: Alex
email: Linkin_21@webtv.net
comments: I'm a Dick and everyone knows it. even me. Oh well, sometimes i stay up at night while im in bed and think about how big of a Dick i really am.Makes me Smile :)

02 Jul 2002 19:32
Name: GREG GOLDSMITH
email: GGG0X20Z20@CS.COM
comments: I'm a Dick because I know everything and everybody else in this world is a dumbass.

01 Jul 2002 13:17
Name: William A Moore
email: williammoore2001@aol.com
comments: I'm a Dick because, I am and women made me that way!

30 Jun 2002 16:32
Name: Dicky Meatyard III
comments: I'm a Dick because like my father and his father before him, I have mastered the fine art of using my huge penis to manipulate women into giving me whatever I want in life in exchange for a little ride on my big dick.

30 Jun 2002 02:42
Name: AJ
comments: I'm a Dick because this website sux anus

29 Jun 2002 08:24
Name: clive
comments: I'm a Dick because my daughter said.

24 Jun 2002 18:06
Name: Charlotte Smith
email: TwisterCrazyMad@Yahoo.co.uk
comments: I'm a Dick because I don't respect my friends and don't trsut them! I also shag trees as a hobbie! So feel free to email me!;)

23 Jun 2002 12:21
Name: Emma Homo
comments: I'm a Dick because i love wimin and i am a woman myself!

22 Jun 2002 23:22
Name: Derrik (dicky)Da Meat Tree
email: ArmondGeddon@godisdead.com
comments: I'm a Dick because I use my prong wisely.
How else can I put it? You see, I have discovered that after a real hot n'heavy shagfest, them bitches almost always end up going totally whacky-nutso over my shank...the next thing you know they're comin over and wantin' to play tool time twenty four fuckin' seven......bringin' me gifts.... (a pair of OP shorts, a twelve pack)...like that you know?
....Jeez, I mean ..like I don't wanna be like ..."unsociable" or anything, you know - so I got all these broads see... and I gotta figure a way to keep porkin 'em so's I can get free shit, see... an I don't wanna let on that I'm foolin around see?
...So's I set me up this schedule where I got em all comin over to my place to wrestle with the Boa at different times!
....Man, I gotta tell you... I think I've died and gone to hairpie heaven - Hell, I got them cun
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21 Jun 2002 23:03
Name: Eric
email: jcsuperstar@hotmail.com
comments: I'm a Dick because I'm the greatest thing god ever put on this earth and everyone else is just jealous of my talent. I love being a jerk to people - it turns me on.

19 Jun 2002 01:21
Name: Ian Mazur
email: beat911@aol.com
comments: I'm a Dick because you are what you eat.

18 Jun 2002 13:26
Name: kakak skskk
email: kakak@hotmail.com
comments: I'm a Dick because i fuck very night

18 Jun 2002 12:53
Name: foz
comments: I'm a Dick because i have no dick, how ironic

18 Jun 2002 12:52
Name: foz
comments: I'm a Dick because im gay and addicted to my little bro's arse

18 Jun 2002 05:10
Name: Simon Adebiese
comments: I'm a Dick because my mom told me I could be anything I wanted to be if I just set my mind to it.

18 Jun 2002 02:58
Name: Scott Carpenter
comments: I'm a Dick because I am 32 years old and I constantly try to act like I am 21. I try to act like I am so cool and that all the chics "dig me". I screw girls over all the time even when they are total quality girls and then of course I regret it later. I am sure that I will end up a total loser in the game of chics because of all of this. But, what are ya gonna do?

16 Jun 2002 17:26
Name: Chad Garrett
email: gslik50@aol.com
comments: I'm a Dick because I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks about me. I am rude, crude, and full of attitude. (oh ya, i also have one swinging between my legs)

15 Jun 2002 06:05
Name: Richard (dick) Beitter
comments: i'm a dick because my sac's on your chin; let me in

13 Jun 2002 22:07
Name: Andre
comments: I'm a Dick because I am a Dick !

13 Jun 2002 13:08
Name: peter Chindelas
email: creed6500@yahoo.com
comments: im a big floppy donkey dick

13 Jun 2002 13:08
Name: peter Chindelas
email: creed6500@yahoo.com
comments: im a big floppy donkey dick

12 Jun 2002 19:43
Name: Bi-polar
comments: I'm a Dick because I feel all this guilt about being injured and on disability and not able to work, so since I feel useless, I take it out on my spouse and then feel like a total dick because I lost my temper and had a tantrum and made someone else suffer for it.......That's what a dick I am....So top that one!

07 Jun 2002 22:41
Name: torrey
comments: I'm a Dick because i have a little one and i use it on my dad

06 Jun 2002 05:08
Name: Polish Nightmare
comments: I'm a Dick because your mother said so!

Wednesday, June 05, 2002 8:28 PM
Name: franchesca
comments: I'm a Dick because i use men for sex

Wednesday, June 05, 2002 5:11 PM
Name: your mom
comments: I'm a Dick because i can piss 50 ft.

02 Jun 2002 23:46
Name: Schlong
comments: I'm a Dick because i have such an enormous dick that it has smothered my personality into thinkikng that i am a dick..
thats all
bye

01 Jun 2002 06:55
Name: talia
comments: I'm a Dick because i have voices in my head that abuse people who do the slightes thing to piss me off,plus i smoke way too much weed and am losing more brain cell;s everyday,plus i cant help sleeping with guys ive just met

30 May 2002 03:01
Name: edwin
email: ek210@aol.com
comments: I'm a Dick because i spend 107 doll. on my macys card

30 May 2002 02:42
Name: Steven
email: Stinger0982@aol.com
comments: I'm a Dick because I'm the kind of person that is a girl has her period and it went through her pants the whole world is gonna hear it, and also I don't hold anything back no matter who they are I tell it straight up if you wanna get your feelings hurt I'm definately the guy to help you without a doubt.

29 May 2002 16:43
Name: Steve
comments: I'm a Dick because I am gay and I like it LOTS!!! I'm not really a dick I just was looking for a boyfriend. I live near Spokane Washington...look me up!!

28 May 2002 16:17
Name: Richard
comments: I'm a Dick because I 5'8" and I have a 10 inch dick.

27 May 2002 13:47
Name: Chris
comments: I'm a Dick because everyone else seems to be.

25 May 2002 11:37
Name: bradley watts
email: Brad_Watts@hotmail.com
comments: I'm a Dick because

24 May 2002 21:21
Name: Joe
email: rhead@phallus.com
comments: I'm a Dick because I get off on it. Also, I take smelly dumps and make my wife smell them.

24 May 2002 03:16
Name: Olivia T.
comments: I'm a Dick because i like to fuck innocent people who don't even know me.

23 May 2002 21:46
Name: Darin Sexton
email: niradx@aol.com
comments: I'm a Dick because I said so. Any questions?

23 May 2002 01:35
Name: Poul
comments: I'm a Dick because I'm stuck on Porn

22 May 2002 22:32
Name: Lee County Board of Education(Leesburg,Ga.)
comments: I'm a Dick because we expelled Chet for having 2 steak knives in the back of his truck.God forgive us for what we've done to this young man.Anyone who would like to stand up for the rights of Americans should call and complain

22 May 2002 13:13
Name: bobby hernandez
email: elsolitario520@aol.com
comments: I'm a Dick because i still waiting for my girfriend to give me a blow job

21 May 2002 19:55
Name: USMAN
comments: I'm a Dick because i wank and stik things up ma arse and then lik em clean

21 May 2002 04:29
Name: Raymond
email: raymo25@yahoo.com
comments: I'm a Dick because im a lieing cheat

Monday, May 20, 2002 4:51 PM
Name: Ms. Dick
email: Yeahright@dickyou.com
comments: I'm a Dick because I sat here and read all of the dickheaded responses and wonder when there will be more. What a dick!

Friday, May 03, 2002 4:56 AM
Name: Richard
comments: I'm a Dick because I'm an attorney & every time I loosen my tie, the foreskin wraps up over my head! (total prick)

Friday, May 03, 2002 1:52 AM
Name: Barnes Shelly
email: sdfg@asdfg.com
comments: I'm a Dick because i lie about everything i talk about

Thursday, May 02, 2002 3:39 PM
Name: BIGDICKD
comments: I'm a Dick because I WORK FOR A BITCH AS BANK.

Thursday, May 02, 2002 11:17 AM
Name: marc bock
comments: I'm a Dick because I hate stupid fucks

Thursday, May 02, 2002 8:50 AM
Name: LUIS HERNANDEES
comments: I'm a Dick because IFUCK EVERYDAY

Thursday, May 02, 2002 6:42 AM
Name: dave king
email: daveking76@aol.com
comments: I'm a Dick because I act like a dick,look like a dick,act like a dick so i must be a dick.a really big dick, so fuck off.

Thursday, May 02, 2002 6:26 AM
Name: Kirk Aham
comments: I'm a Dick because it better than being a Pussy. RIGHT CANDY PANTS !!!!!!

Thursday, May 02, 2002 12:22 AM
Name: mike petrey
email: iam6453@yahoo.com
comments: I'm a Dick because everyone says i am and i dont give a fuck.

Wednesday, May 01, 2002 11:07 PM
Name: Ste Emson
email: spikey_ste@hotmail.com
comments: I'm a Dick because i am a wolves fan & i like buming yr 9's! YES I ADMIT IT!

Wednesday, May 01, 2002 11:05 PM
Name: Tom Glover
email: sanjayglover@hotmail.com
comments: I'm a Dick because i like dicks

Wednesday, May 01, 2002 2:40 PM
Name: Matt Beck
comments: I'm a Dick because my friend says i am. just cuz i play this game right? and i am a dick to everyone. i dont know whyi just am a dick to them. Then i am a dick to everyone at my job. why i dont know i just hate everyone. i am a dick to my friend cuz i dont like them. i am a dick to my family cuz they are dicks back to me. i dont like you either so i am a dick to you. i should just dress up in a dick costume. why cuz im a dick.sometimes i like to go up to homeless people and wave 20 bucks in their face and slap em around. cuz im a dick. sometimes i like shit in the chicken at my job and then serve it. cuz im a dick. sometimes i put gum on my cat and stick him to the ceiling. cuz im a dick. sometimes i go and beat dents in cars in parking lots. cuz im a dick. sometimes i like to ramble on about being a dick.Why? cuz i am dick. so fuck you and suck my dick. why? cuz you like dick. fagget

Wednesday, May 01, 2002 2:40 PM
Name: Tom Bunggo
email: bunggo@hotmail.com
comments: I'm a Dick because I copy what everybody else writes, and they moan and cry like babies. I hope they all die.I'm a Dick because I like to pretend I know everything,and the worst thing is I don't know dick,but who cares people thonk I know it all anyway.As you can I'm a Dick because I know that everyone wants to be like me. All my friends envy me! I make more money than all my friends and I am better than all my friends. No one is better than me. Any woman who comes in contact with me automatically falls in love with me.I am irresistable to all women. I am a role model for all. Mabye one day you to can be almost as good as me!
Thank You,
President of the Dick Head Club I'm a Dick because, there is a right way and a wrong way to do things and I always think my way is the right way.

I'm a Dick because im the same size as a dick and im a cheaky shit.

I'm a Dick because he prints about 8000 copies of shit threere time in a row

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Wednesday, May 01, 2002 11:39 AM
Name: Jerry
comments: I'm a Dick because I forget everyones name
so I cll then Asshole insead. And I'm wrong
about just about eveythin

Wednesday, May 01, 2002 10:37 AM
Name: Dick Clark (Yes like the guy on T.V.)
comments: I'm a Dick because last week i slep with my g/f mom and when she found out, I also had to inform her that I slept with her Grandmother a few months before. I am an alcholic and I tend to cheat on my g/f. She only knows about the times when i was with her imediate family. Im a Dick!

Sunday, April 28, 2002 8:03 PM
Name: sarah padmore
comments: I'm a Dick because i like sucking the fuckers

Sunday, April 28, 2002 7:45 AM
Name: James
comments: I'm a Dick because I don't listen to popular music.

Sunday, April 28, 2002 4:03 AM
Name: paul maxam
comments: I'm a Dick because my girfriend says so!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, April 28, 2002 3:47 AM
Name: Michael Berry (curly)
email: curlysafiend@yahoo.com
comments: I'm a Dick because. nuff said. biotch!

Friday, April 26, 2002 4:01 PM
Name: Samone Jennings
email: jsamone@hotmail.com
comments: I'm a Dick because i

Friday, April 26, 2002 12:49 PM
Name: Herman Munster
email: 1313MockingbirdLane@Munsters.com
comments: I'm a Dick because I never let grandpa have a chance to drive the casket-mobile.

Thursday, April 25, 2002 8:57 PM
Name: tom page
comments: I'm a Dick because i lick my mom every day an i smell of eggs

Thursday, April 25, 2002 8:56 PM
Name: andrew meer
comments: I'm a Dick because i look like 1

Thursday, April 25, 2002 8:55 PM
Name: Kyle Cowie
comments: I'm a Dick because i am a big footed clown !

Wednesday, April 24, 2002 6:37 AM
Name: clare
email: sexualbeast@hotmail.com
comments: I'm a Dick because im ugly, i look and act lilke a twat all the time. I always have to be right i fink people like me but they dont im adick

Monday, April 22, 2002 10:43 AM
name: Diamond Dave
email: DiamondDave@dick.com
comments: I'm a Dick because I like to pretend I know everything,and the worst thing is I don't know dick,but who cares people thonk I know it all anyway.As you can

Monday, April 22, 2002 10:28 AM
name: Keith Wingate
email: num1dick@hotmail.com
comments: I'm a Dick because I know that everyone wants to be like me. All my friends envy me! I make more money than all my friends and I am better than all my friends. No one is better than me. Any woman who comes in contact with me automatically falls in love with me.I am irresistable to all women. I am a role model for all. Mabye one day you to can be almost as good as me!
Thank You,
President of the Dick Head Club

Monday, April 22, 2002 5:47 AM
name: Jeff Elam
email: jeff061768@hotmail.com
comments: I'm a Dick because, there is a right way and a wrong way to do things and I always think my way is the right way.

Monday, April 22, 2002 1:23 AM
name: John Reynolds
email:
comments: I'm a Dick because im the same size as a dick and im a cheaky shit.

Sunday, April 21, 2002 10:14 PM
name: ste empo
email: gayboy@updaass.com
comments: I'm a Dick because he prints about 8000 copies of shit threere time in a row

Sunday, April 21, 2002 10:12 PM
name: dave small
email: biskitba@hotmail.com
comments: I'm a Dick because i have grey hair and have posted many comments about my mates.

Sunday, April 21, 2002 10:11 PM
name: chris bagnall
email:
comments: I'm a Dick because im gayer

Sunday, April 21, 2002 10:10 PM
name: steven emson
email: spikey_ste@hotmail.com
comments: I'm a Dick because i print 78 pages out on the printer and leave it with out cancelling print so no1 can print anything

Sunday, April 21, 2002 9:18 PM
name: Chris Bagnall
email:
comments: I'm a Dick because im the biggest twat in the world

Sunday, April 21, 2002 7:23 PM
name: Brandon
email:
comments: I'm a Dick because of stupid people like you

Saturday, April 20, 2002 3:42 PM
name: maria
email: hotttie26@optonline.net
comments: I'm a Dick because i go out with girls and dumped then within one week.

Saturday, April 20, 2002 3:41 PM
name: Nick
email: lunyjr13
comments: I'm a Dick because i go out with girls and dumped then within one week.

Saturday, April 20, 2002 1:33 PM
name: Rob
email: fuckoff@digger.cc
comments: I'm a Dick because I like to belittle all of you fucking people out there who lack the mental capacity to understand that I am superior to you.

Thursday, April 18, 2002 3:18 AM
Name: Jeff Elam
jeff061768@hotmail.com
I'm a Dick because Most people don't like the way I coach youth sports or run organizations dealing with youth sports. I'm not afraid to tell them if they don't like it please step up and run it themselves. It's funny no one ever steps up and every sport I'm involved with as a coach, the kids seem to do extremely well because they are pushed hard to do the best they can.

Wednesday, April 17, 2002 9:44 PM
Name: neal macalister
badgermacallister@hotmail.com
I'm a Dick because im gay

Wednesday, April 17, 2002 9:41 PM
Name: bob bennett
bobthe1stgreat@hotmail.com
I'm a Dick because i send people emails of dicks

Tuesday, April 16, 2002 1:50 PM
Name: Vladamir Uber
I'm a Dick because I dont give a shit.

Tuesday, April 16, 2002 12:07 PM
Name: jemusu
I'm a Dick because even though our country is at war due to a tragic terrorist act, I refuse to drop the ball and become a "born again" patriot. As always our country is in the same horrible shape it has always been in...as is society......and don't give me your redneck young republican "love it or leave it" bullshit........I can do this all day long, too bad I am too big of a dick to bother....also, and I spit when I talk.

Tuesday, April 16, 2002 8:38 AM
Name: alex ferguson
I'm a Dick because i could of left man u at the end of the season

Tuesday, April 16, 2002 8:36 AM
Name: steve bruce
I'm a Dick because i manage birmingham city and they are shit just like man u

Tuesday, April 16, 2002 8:00 AM
Name: Gary Megson
wbafc@shitmanager.com
I'm a Dick because i have a shit football team but still win every game 1-0!

Tuesday, April 16, 2002 7:57 AM
Name: stu chick
I'm a Dick because i think im it, but really im the biggest DICK ever!

Tuesday, April 16, 2002 1:48 AM
Name: Dunny
dunny@hotmail.com
I'm a Dick because i cheated on my girlfreind cand i take it up v ass.

Monday, April 15, 2002 10:08 PM
Name: dave small
biskba@hotmail.com
I'm a Dick because i let people shit in my mouth!!!

Monday, April 15, 2002 10:08 PM
Name: MIKE HUNT
I'm a Dick because i can be damnit

Sunday, April 14, 2002 11:45 AM
Name: Dickety Dick Dick
I'm a Dick because i have not washed my hands since 1973, yet I shake your hand every time I see you.

Sunday, April 14, 2002 11:20 AM
Name: Bob
333@333.com
I am a Dick because I have an itchy ass.