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December 2003

Name: Gary B
comments: I'm a Dick because I expect to buy sex from my girlfriend. I made promises and nevr made good, then I made her believe it was all her fault. This is why I am a DICK!

Name: Brian G
comments: I'm a Dick because I cheated on my wife for 4 months, left her and our 2 kids, emptied out the bank accounts to leave them penniless and so all our checks would bounce. Then, I won't hold down a job or pay child support. . I'm a dick.

Name: nathan
comments: I'm a Dick because im sexy

Name: Robert
comments: I'm a Dick because I tell lies to anyone who will listen and I'm an alcoholic.

Name: DICK HEAD
comments: I'm a Dick because i come 2 this site all the fucking time hoping that u other try hard dicks will put my bloody entry on the front page i have been visting here 4 ages and u wont even put it on the front page !

November 2003

\Name: joseph kwak
comments: I'm a Dick because I'm sexy

Name: alfred
comments: I'm a Dick because i finger little doggy's assholes and then eat their poo off my fingers. after that i chop down trees andblame a hippie. yup it is true

Name: bobo
comments: I'm a Dick because I recently ate a live baby duck.

Name: sophie
comments: I'm a Dick because i am and ketchup rules
!

Name: Matt
comments: I think that george is so fit.

Name: Gurney
comments: I'm a Dick, well i like to think i am, but all im doind really is making up for my really small one. Too bad eh?

Name: BELLA -om
comments: I'm a Dick because i let my girl date me while she was living and dating another girl. That justs makes me super dick cause i forgave her and moved in with her just so we could be together only me and her. Plus i abandond my family for her.

Name: Clairey-fairy
comments: I'm a Dick because i told evry1 tht my ex pressurd me and forced me 2 do all this stuff 2 his body- i lied-now loadz of ppl h8 him-they shuld h8 me-oh-oh

Name: Madi*
comments: I'm a Dick because my friends are dicks, and although I'm female i would love to have a dick

October 2003

Name: Lee
comments: I'm a Dick because Women made me that way. Now quit bitching and give me some head, baby...

Name: dick
comments: I'm a Dick because im on this shit site

Name: Dick762@aol.com
comments: Everyone loves to see me in my "I'm a Dick"
baseball cap. I tell them "you would have
told me I'm a dick if I hadn't told you
firs

Name: Miller
comments: I'm a Dick because i steal stuff from ma m8tz. I am a mother fucka, and i wank into ma mums shampoo bottle in the shower so she washes her hair wiv ma cum,....yeh baby tht turns me on....mmmmmm....yeh....

Name: Sean
comments: I'm a Dick because...I just am. Aren't I special?

Name: jodi s
comments: I'm a Dick because
ive always wanted one!!!

Name: dick
comments: I'm a Dick because i went on this web site

September 2003

Name: Joe F
comments: I'm a Dick because my father was a dick, his father was a dick, and all of my brothers are dicks. We could be professional dicks if someone would hire us and give us the chance. For now we are just dicks to each other and anyone who comes near us.

Name: red beamer face
comments: I'm a Dick because i gt s huge beamer when i see any1. when eva they speek 2 me ma face is beamer beamer beamer oooh fire! gt me sum water................

Name: Lacey
comments: I'm a Dick because by boyfriend dumped me then went out with another girl the next day and i can't get over him!

Name: Bill B
comments: I'm a Dick because I did not tell my friends the truth that I like wearing panty hose and garter belts. It makes me feel sexy and I sometimes wear them under my normal clothes to the engineering facility I work at in Washington, DC. I should open up and admit it.

August 2003

Name: spas
comments: I'm a Dick because i like to use wemon sexualy,and i want to use molly

Name: hog-a-blunt
comments: I'm a Dick because because i dont share my purple haze with anyone....im a stoner

Name: Sgt. Shlong
comments: I Should Donate Money To This Site, And I Very Well Could...But I Won't, Due To The Standing Fact That I'm A Dick...And Dicks Don't Help Out.

Name: richard
comments: I'm a Dick because AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY lifes a bitch aint it!

Name: Keith
comments: I'm a Dick because I am gay and I put on an american accent 2 look cool but I am indeed makin a dick of myself

Name: pacoman
comments: I'm a Dick because I hate everything every simple person stands for. I hate this stupid society and the morons I hav to contend with every day. I figure being a dick is payback to the idiots.

Name: Molly
comments: I'm a Mega Dick because I had a Fuckin hot boyfriend ,but he was my janitor anyway he was 56.He told me to meet him in his room when the lights were off I accidentally made love to my brother.When we were making love I found out that he frostbit in his Dick and nipples. Thats why I'm a Dick. If anybody wants to make love with me call me.

Name: john m
comments: I am a Dick because I wank off the cat. and licked my teachers hairy balls.

Name: Ross H
comments: I'm a Dick because I lie about a load of crap and everone really h8tz me. I have no friends except Steph who is a Scaff. I quit evrytin i njoyd cause i wantd 2 b a hard man. Now i am left without any gd m8tz. I think i am cool cause i take weed but crap maself at the thot of anythin like the police. thts y i am a dick

Name: weasel
comments: I'm a Dick because I was born that way, didn't have to evolve into one...

Name: Tim
comments: I'm a Dick because I worrie about the size of my dick and think the world sucks basically im mega fucked up but then this whole planet is fucked up isnt it so im not alone also i get mega pissed off with pop-ups and fell like i want to murder the dog because of it.

July 2003

Name: Jarod
comments: I'm a Dick because my dick is tiny and I make fun of other people to make me feel better.

Name: Liam Y
comments: I'm a Dick because i dont care who is typing this on my pc

Name: rb warner
comments: I'm a Dick because i have very large ears

Name: dun trune
comments: I'm a Dick because i accidentally made my magi snack stop the wrong way then i poured it all over me on my knee go me!

Name: Dometric
comments: I'm a Dick because My Ex's Dick Is Pounding Another Man With My Dick In His PANTS...LOL

Name: Lilyo
comments: I'm a Dick because I just.. am.

Name: Sage
comments: I'm a Dick because my mom told me I was one

Name: mk
comments: I'm a Dick because im in love with a married girl with a big lose snatch that treats me like shit and theres this other girl with a nice tight snatch who thinks im a god and im not in love with her i guess that makes me dumb as well

Name: Wesley
comments: I'm a Dick because i jerk off when people sleep and wipe my wad on peoples faces

Name: Mark
comments: I'm a Dick because i have strech nuts, and i think u have dick on ur breath.

Name: ashley and madison
comments: I'm a Dick because i have no dick u see we are actually chix--lmao we were just surfing the net and we typed im, a dick in and this is waht came up how desperate can guys get -hahahaha!

Name: daniel
comments: I'm a Dick because i took erikas baby and dont even want it!!!!!!

Name: Lubbie
comments: I'm a Dick because i found a pot in my history class and was tesing the teacher because she had a new haircut and i said it was a pot-chop. the pot smelled like money, because it was a metal pot and money is metal. i like money. TAKE THAT SHANKSIE!!!

Name: DixRus
comments: I'm a Dick because i been a dick so long i cant be nothing else

Name: benjamin b
comments: I'm a Dick because i hav a big nose amd i drive a car the same shape as it

Name: hell
comments: I'm a Dick because i eternally torture people

June 2003

Name: Richard Farker
comments: I'm a Dick because I said so The Dick has spoken Long live the Dick i don't even make gewd sentencez I'm such a Dick If you don't laugh your just like me, just like me yore a Dick

Name: Dick Aune
comments: I've been a Dick all my life and I'm proud of it.

Name: Ruthio and Rosie
comments: I'm a Dick because your site is shit

Name: lenka
comments: I'm a dick because i txted scott when i was tanked telling him i loved him and i dnt and he is a friend and has a girlfriend already. plus im good friends wif his mum and sister and now its gonna be weird.

Name: Jamie
comments: IM A DICK BECAUSE I FANTISE BOUT MY MUM AND NEVER DONT STOP SPEAKING BOUT SHIT LIKE TURNIP AND IM A DICK BECAUSE I HAVE BUGER NIPPLES AND IM A DICK BECAUSE I SUCK AND BECAUSE I FANCY MY BIG TOE AND BECAUSE I WANK OVER GAY SHAGGING EACHOTHER

Name: LOU
comments: I'm a HUGE Dick because I couldn't keep my mouth shut

Name: beth
comments: I'm a Dick because i was soo bored in class 1 day i found your web site and have been on it several times since

Name: sammy
comments: I'm a Dick because i try to start shit with my so called friend and i think im tough but im really actually gay and no one actually likes me i just think they do!!

Name: big dick dicky
comments: I'm a Dick because I have a big fat dick

Name: nick beth and sam
comments: we are Dicks because we all have stiffies and laugh at immature words like PENIS and SCROTOM

Name: karl (chris)
comments: I'm a Dick because i hav a krusty dick and people made up the name chris peacock for me.

Name: matt
comments: I'm a Dick because i live in a house with five sisters and i have shagged them all. in the same night i also make love to men dogs and my mum.

Name: Marc B
comments: I'm a Dick because my girlfriends written bout me when she said it was gonna be bout my mate!!!!! + her little sister is cool!!!

Name: natasha
comments: I'm a Dick because i said something really mean an it ambeared my bestfriend an now we r both not bestfriends anymore an she hate me

Name: john
comments: I'm a Dick because i eat ass hair

May 2003

Name: dani
comments: I'm a Dick because im actually reading this shit. i didnt know there were this many dicks in the world. you should all be ashamed.

Name: Ur Mum
comments: I'm a Dick because I'm on your stupid gay site!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Steven
comments: I'm a Dick because I had 5 years and 2 kids with my wife who opened her legs anytime I wanted, cooked for me, cleaned for me, never went out and I cheated on her with some skank bitch whose pants are so tight that she gets a yeast infection everytime she puts them on and she said she was a nympho, but I moved in with her when my wife kicked me out and she never wants to do anything but bitch and sick her kids on me. AAAHHHH!!! I am in hell because I'm a dick.

Name: Joe G
comments: I'm a Dick because I have come up with an idea for canned cheese.

Name: santa claus
comments: I'm a Dick because i dont give little kids whatever presents they want!!

Name: .......................
comments: fuck you ive been waiting for my entry to be seen ...but no u have not updated your web site yet so thanx guys 4 making me wait a month

Name: Sandy
comments: I'm a Dick because every1 h8ts me

Name: Trigger
comments: I'm a Dick because i like sandy

Name: weiner
comments: I'm a Dick because i went on this site and this morning i stood on a dead cat

Name: Niall
comments: I'm a Dick because i eat my poo wen im bored

Name: titeasszoe
comments: I'm a Dick because I found a mutton chop bone on the floor of my technology classroom

Name: ony from kp
comments: I'm a Dick because I go out to the smallest guy in there to feel tough

Name: Eamon
comments: I'm a Dick because i think punk is actually good, and its not and when my freind sam bags punk i crack the shits at him, and then i cry because im a GAY PUNK

Name: Liam
comments: I'm a Dick because i let my freind tim stick stuff up my ass! And im a dick because i got knocked out by one of my best freindds and we got it on video tape and then we laughed lots!

Name: tim a
comments: I'm a Dick because i fart in peoples faces and laugh at them and then everyone else laughs and then i do it again.

Name: ryan
comments: I'm a Dick because i think i am black with my gay wigga friend dave

Name: sam
comments: I'm a Dick because i fuck roosters

Name: samantha
comments: I'm a Dick because everyday i go to school thinking im black, and hang out with all my gay wigger freinds who also think their black, one of them have a really gay hairstyle. all the people that hate him call him dick fringes

Name: joe
comments: I'm a Dick because thier was a cat in the middel of the road and i turned to hit it

Name: Playboy Cherry pie
comments: I'm a Dick because i got me big un

Name: Phil P
comments: I'm a Dick because i love to shag fish, right in the ass

Name: Ross
comments: I'm a Dick because I actually wasted my time looking @ this site

Name: Sean J
comments: I'm a Dick because i always call my grandma a bitch, and i always take my dog outside to my neighbors yard and let him shit in his yard. And whenever he comes out he steps in shit. I also take my neighbors newspaper in the morning and wipe my ass with it and set it back on his front porch. Im also a dick because i alw

Name: John Smith
comments: I'm a Dick because I always play girls for what I can get and when I get it I'm done

Name: jord
comments: I'm a Dick because i like s club 7

Name: Joe
comments: I'm a Dick because I have come up with an idea for canned cheese.

Name:
comments: I'm a Dick because there are no new entrys................................................................................

April

Name: Keith W
comments: I'm a Dick because I am in love with my best friend and he's a dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: MrDamnGoodIookin@aol.com...email me... Johnny
comments: I'm a Dick because my wife has a glass eye and she sings like Sammy Davis Jr.
Email me and I'll send you a wav of her singing Candy Man.

Name: MKD
comments: I'm a Dick because, I was blessed with the last name Dick. Which I've had to deal with all my life and it's kind'a grew on me. HUH, HUH!

Name: Sir Richard
comments: I'm a Dick because YEAH, I WANT YOU TO KNOW UMMM..(CELL PHONE RINGS TO THE TUNE OF "SWANEE RIVER") HOLD ON A MINUTE O.K. (ON PHONE) TALK TO ME... WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN TEE TIME HAS BEEN CHANGED? MY LEXUS WON'T BE DETAILED BY THEN! WE'LL TOUCH BASE LATER. I GOT TO GET BACK TO TYPING IN CAPS. CIAO!

Name: Renee
comments: I'm a Dick because I sleep with any good looking man I can find. Okay, so really I'm a slut, I guess, not a dick. Close enough.

Name: Rooster
comments: I'm a Dick because I left my wife and 2 kids and didn't even call when my daughter was in the hospital and still have the nerve to say I love them. I'll realize I'm the biggest dick when I'm old and alone.

Name: Reiver
comments: I'm a Dick because I slept with a ho who gets fatter every day and her legs are so ugly that she can't wear shorts and she makes her kid go with me everywhere to make sure I don't cheat.

Name: Website Moderator Dick
comments: I'm a Dick because I put the word "you" instead of "your" on my home page.

Name: Belz
comments: I'm a Dick because I am the biggest fucking asshole the world...now i must go register at imanasshole.com

Name: Verizon
comments: I'm a Dick because I terminate managers who want to uphold ethical practices.

Name: BK
comments: I'm a Dick because I stayed out all night with some friends and my very nice girlfriend was already gone on her business trip by the time I got home.

Name: justin
comments: I'm a Dick because i meow

Name: amy
comments: I'm a Dick because im a fanny

Name: clint
comments: I'm a Dick because I stick my hands in
girls pants just to hear them scream

Name: graham mc
comments: I'm a Dick because im a stupid 5 foot twat and i think i rule!!!!!

March

Name: Derek
comments: I'm a Dick because i lie and cheat and enjoy 4somes, and look like a mechanic and Emily and Molly are going to pluck my moushache out. and because i like poser prep wanna-be's and banana posers and i wanna fuck calab and luke and i play basketball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Name: HAYSEUSS
comments: I'm a Dick because I use Microsoft Windows.

Name: Fred the abusive shopping cart
comments: I'm a Dick because I am an abusive shopping cart.

Name: Cory (flyin fil)
comments: I'm a Dick because i woke up today in a bad mood which resulted in me punching the mail man, kickin the neighbors dog , pissed on my neighbors paper and door handle , layed rubber up the street to wake up everbody, left my music on full blast at home to make sure they all stayed awake,beat up[ someone at work stole money from a panhandler , told a phone ad person to fuck themselves,fucked my best friends girlfriend,kicked my own dog ,randomly phoned people to tell them they are useless fat bags of shit,emailed anyone who cared and told them they are wasting their time, put a flaming bag of shit on my bro's doorstep for his birthday and got drunk and drove my car into social services building that's why i'm A HUGE DICK !!!

Name:
comments: I'm a Dick because I sat in a taxi last night with my friend and his new chick and saw a ginger cross the road. then proceeded to severely insult all ginger chicks, forgetting that my bud's new chick was indeed ginger. then ensued 40 seconds uncomfortable silence. I am such a fucking Dick!!!

Name: Tom
comments: I'm a Dick because I get bullied every single day without fail, and it sickens me that my skin is a weird shade of green. No joke either.

Name: lazysage
comments: I'm a Dick because I ball up socks, stuff them into another sock and smack my little brother in the face with it like Homey the Clown.

Name: pete
comments: I'm a Dick because i visit this website

Name: Tim friend of emz
comments: I'm a Dick because the whole world r all dicks so i must be+ i always tlk about death

Name: sal
comments: I'm a Dick because they say lifes a bitch then you marry one yup its true shes a bitch and im a dick great combo

Name: Sadrine
comments: I'm a Dick because my friend Becky is really weird and i never wanted to tell her, but i put this huge sign on her car in the university parking lot with a dildo attached saying "whoever returned this ur in luck...come to my house tonite"...ohh and it had her # too

Name: crystal
comments: I'm a Dick because i have been to thios site alot now....a posted one of these in janurary..i like to laugh at other peoples dicky comments and all the times i have been here.....i havnt donoted any money coz im a tight dick...(it hurts 2 !)

February 2003

Name: Ed
comments: I'm a Dick because im friends with ben, who is also a dick, which makes me one

Name: emz
comments: I'm a Dick because i am going to die and v-day sux

Name: Tim
comments: I'm a Dick because I sometimes throw myself against/on walls and wish i could shoot myself

Name: Karen C
comments: I'm a Dick because I left my disabled husband for a drunken gambler, and won't let him see his kids. I will lie for my scumbag father and our scumbag church. Jesus will forgive me so it's ok. Besides, Jesus was a dick too.

Name: John M
comments: I'm a Dick because I would fuck my best friend over, even though I wouldn't have to. Just because I'm a dick.

Name: luke g
comments: I'm a Dick because im a little prick with peanut balls

Name: tom
comments: I'm a Dick because my brother is a dick so it must run in the family

Name: BIG LIFT
comments: I'm a Dick because I'M MARRYED TO MY WIFE

Name: Phil M
comments: I'm a Dick because i like to fuck chickens

Name: chris b
comments: I'm a Dick because i made a girl give me a hand job and a blow job.

Name: ben the hockey gay
comments: I'm a Dick because he is a hockey gay

Name: Russell P
comments: I'm a Dick because my arse is huge and my cock is on my head

Name: Nicole
comments: I'm a Dick because I have raped many many hooved animals including a llama with an egar beaver dildo

Name: allen jon
comments: I'm a Dick because i grabbed a girl and took a crap on her and it was squirty and i always fart on girls and i take craps on top of cars and giz on my car stering wheel

Name: Nick
comments: I'm a Dick because im a teacher at a school and i am bald i like to play with the little children and i am a complete dick. i am one because i lost mine in a science accident it was removed by a radioactive squirrel. max is my favorite sudenht becasue he acceps me playing with him and he joins in. tom is also a dick becasue he is my worst student and he is a little piggy that needs to get some more toast.

Name: James B (dickhead)
comments: I'm a Dick because i spend all day with yr9's whilst bumming kyle!

Name: Dick Money
comments: I'm a Dick because I am.
http://www.mp3.com/dickmoney

Name: StEpHaNie n nOrA
comments: I'm a Dick because we are dicks caz we suck alot of them!

Name: jeff
comments: I'm a Dick because i like wancking

Name: Jsckson W
comments: I'm a Dick because I like to throw in my girlz, then dump em off at da nearest post office yo. Representin!

Name: Mike K
comments: I'm a Dick because i had this awesome girlfriend over the summer but i decided to stop talking to her because she didnt have sex with me.

Name: Fabtim$Money
comments: I'm a Dick because Knighthawk eats pee.

Name: steven m
comments: I'm a Dick because i have a smart ass comment for everything

Name: Chicken Luvr
comments: I'm a Dick because I used to eat chicken wings in my car and throw the bones at street signs.

Name: Cory A.K.A. Horseshoe_lounge
comments: I'm a Dick because i've posted several comments, but haven't donated a single penny. i'm a cheap dick

Name: Cory A.K.A. Horseshoe_lounge
comments: I'm a Dick because at the office i sit and play solitare and surf the web all day and then go home.

Name: Cory A.K.A. Horseshoe_lounge
comments: I'm a Dick because i go up to women in bars and say "fuck me if i'm wrong, but haven't we met?"

Name: ben
comments: I'm a Dick because i resemble one

Name: dougo keeney
comments: my penis smells very bad does yours.

Name: Jeff
comments: I'm a Dick because I am too nice to women, and I end up getting my heart stomped on, but I keep going back for more. I'm a dick because I am stupid. When will I learn?

Name: carl
comments: I'm a Dick because I only think of myself and screw everybody else!!!!

Name: Viv Philip
comments: I'm a Dick because I always hang around with a bunch of nuts and my closest neighbour is an asshole!

Name: Tim
comments: I'm a Dick because sometimes i do really stupid things and cause xtreme pain on myselfby throwin myself of walls

Name: kyle
comments: I'm a Dick because i ignored my girlfriend when she was really stressed out

January 2003

Name: Ron Jeremy
comments: I'm a Dick because, I can't get it up anymore. I'm a dick because I wake up in bed bye myself my girlfriend has left me for a bigger Dick....

Name: James
comments: I'm a Dick because My Feat REALY smell

Name: Alex
comments: I'm a Dick because cuz i leave foul smells everywhgere i go!

Name: sean
comments: I'm a Dick because I push small children to the ground.

Name: Ronny
comments: I'm a Dick because my friends say I am

Name: Drew
comments: I'm a Dick because everythign was great and I ruined it all just so I could bitch at people about how much better thay have it than me. Im such a fuckin pric ;^>

Name: relli
comments: I'm a Dick because i enjoy being a dick am will never stop being aone.

Name: dave
comments: I'm a Dick because i have a bald head with fuzzy hair round the edges i am also trying to sweep it over i am an aussie who would rather be a kiwi living in birmingham

Name: Mike at FATCO
comments: I'm a Dick because I just am. I was born a Dick and will always be one!!!

Name: cody dick
comments: I'm a Dick because
thats my last name!!!!!!!i loooooooooooooooove it!!!

Name: Paddy
comments: I'm a Dick because I rip off old pensioners of whatever money they have and use that money to rip off other people.

Name: Jon
comments: I'm a Dick because i have ginger pubes and ass and i love to kiss and lick dirty old mens balls but only if there ginger

Name: Joe
comments: I'm a Dick because I am an Ice cream man and was so bored before i found this site i typed imadumbass.com and imadweeb.com.

Name: Ron
comments: I'm a Dick because I work at a middle schooland I love to harrass all the teachers...men and women... if you catch my drift...Oh yea, let us not forget those poor unfortunate students, the little jerks...so I guess I am a dick

Name: me.
comments: im a dick because u r wot u eat

Name: crystal
comments: I'm a Dick because i stumbled across thi stupid site because i was bored enough 2 type in imadick.com because i dont have a life or have anything else betta 2 do in my spare time . plus people call me a dick all the time because i look like 1 24/7 iif u dont like me being a dick then get over it!!!!!

Name: Mark
comments: I'm a Dick because i ran over a cat today-- on purpose. honestly: it was funny. when i realized it was my girlfriends, i brought it up to our apartment, put it on the mat and then screamed so that she ran to the door. Shell never know it was me.

Name: Srasia
comments: I dream of a Dick because I have a big hole in me.

Name: Cory A.K.A. horseshoe_lounge
comments: I'm a Dick because in high school we used to throw food at each other in our cars during lunch. one of us would hang out the window and throw ketchup packs, cokes, etc. and try to nail the other cars.

Name: Donald Norris
comments: I'm a Dick because i get mad at my girlfriend for things i do myself. kind huh?

Name: Harry
comments: I'm a Dick because i totally ruined sumthin great as hell

Name: richard frink
comments: I'm a Dick because i am what i am

Name: priya
comments: I'm a Dick because my friends prank me all the time and i fall for it every time.

Name: dick
comments: I'm a Dick because i'm just is

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