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December 2004

Name: Jared Owens
comments: I'm a dick because I put peoples names in here that I know without them doing it. Now that is a dick move. plus other stuff.

Name: Anna G.
comments: I'm a Dick because I constantly search through mens underwear drawers and smell the crocthes of their boxers and tity whity's. I wish I had a penis!

Name: whinnay huntintgon
comments: I'm a Dick because i jus am its so encouraging to know theres dicks out there jus like me...haha no rly im not a dick u r...HAHA WE'RE ALL DICKS.. i jus came became one one day when i was bored

Name: haaaaaaaaa
comments: I'm a Dick because i love ryan toooooo much xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Name: miss ravax
comments: I'm a Dick because i smell off poo and hotdogs and im a french poodle

Name: bally
comments: I'm a Dick because i have a hairy beard and love my wife called Jill

Name: paul martin
comments: I'm a Dick because i have no cock and like perving up little girls aaahhhhhh.

Name: matt burt
comments: I'm a Dick because i had so much gay sex my girl left me.

Name: bitch tits
comments: I'm a Dick because ive got man boobs and i cant get a bird well not if there straight but all the lezzers seem to want my tits

Name: james
comments: I'm a Dick because i f'd my wifes sister

Name: luke
comments: I'm a Dick because i am a dick to my girlfriend and am doing this to get in her good books

Name: Chris Baldwin
comments: I'm a Dick because i wanked so much my boyfriend left me because he was jealous.

Name: Sid Vicious
comments: I'm a Dick because I'd never give a dick like you one red cent to put up a piece of shit site like this. Try and at least be a little creative Dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: barry the larry
comments: I'm a Dick because i wanked so much my girl left me.

Name: dale
comments: I'm a Dick because i got the t shirt

November

Name: Dan Walsh
comments: I'm a Dick because I am a total loser, I have no mates apart from Ben and no one likes me!

Name: JOHNNY
comments: I'm a Dick because I LOVE THEM

Name: Dell Br R
comments: I'm a Dick because I am an obnoxious homo

Name:
comments: I'm a Dick because I enjoy playing! (if i'm not to subtle)

Name: cam hagster
comments: I'm a Dick because coz i am

Name: Not Dick
comments: I'm a Dick because I have absolutely no tolerance for
retarded people. I actually have no idea why I'm here. I
just saw some really mild-mannered boring looking
middle aged dude today wearing a hat that said 'I'M A
DICK www.imadick.com' and it really made me wonder.

Name: Tom St
comments: I'm a Dick because i should be at work

Name: Santa Clause
comments: I'm a Dick because I lost "THE LIST". So this year everyone will get a sample of William Shatner's new CD. Have a merry Christmas! Ho ho hoe!

Name: Thomas the Choo Choo Train
comments: I'm a Dick because im so horny

Name: diky
comments: I'm a Dick because im hot

October

Name: Nichole
comments: I'm a Dick because people call me a dick

Name: Phiber
comments: I'm a Dick because I'm a fag and I'm hiding it. I love them cocks! Ohhh OMGF my cox0r totally needs ypu! I tell everybody that I like chicks but I actually love their boyfriends.I'm "trying" to hook up with this chick, but what I really want is her friend! OMFG yupr cox0r is sooo strong! My reel name is Nikola and I live in Nedelisce, Croatia. OMOMFG llollo gimme ypuor cox0r!!! Need it now!

Name: Jean J
comments: I'm a Dick because I go on holiday without my wife

Name: Nichole
comments: I'm a Dick because people call me a dick

Name: Phiber
comments: I'm a Dick because I'm a fag and I'm hiding it. I love them cocks! Ohhh OMGF my cox0r totally needs ypu! I tell everybody that I like chicks but I actually love their boyfriends.I'm "trying" to hook up with this chick, but what I really want is her friend! OMFG yupr cox0r is sooo strong! My reel name is Nikola Strahija and I live in Nedelisce, Croatia. OMOMFG llollo gimme ypuor cox0r!!! Need it now!

Name: Jean J
comments: I'm a Dick because I go on holiday without my wife

Name: STEPHANIE G
comments: I'm a Dick because IM A FUCKING LOSER AND I STINK OF SHIT

Name: Lisa, Lisa and the Cult Jam
comments: We're Dicks because we partied with you in Treasure Cay. Go Dayton Flyers!

Name: ron bitchass!
comments: I'm a Dick because i like to correct peoples grammar...hei jamey... inconsiderate starts with a i which is a vowel therefore requiring an "AN" before it not an "a" =) just helpin

Name: George Bush
comments: I'm a Dick because I scream at polite people on national televison.

Name: Joe aka (McPhee)
comments: I'm a Dick because i shot a nigga in his face and slap a dumb hoe

Name: Mike Hunt
comments: I'm a Dick because I typed "imadick.com" in my
browser to see if anyone else is a dick.

Name: George
comments: I'm a Dick because I vote Republican.

Name:
comments: I'm a Dick because because I took the time to look at this website Dick

September

Name: Biz
comments: I'm a Dick because women want me

Name: keckybeckytim
comments: I'm a Dick because i am a smartmouth ,butthole, i like to aggravate people you know like get on there nerves by doing crazy things and acting goofy! i like to fart on people all the time. I eat pinto beans every Sunday dinner! smelly farts too! i like to blast out loud and let silent ones that are deadly ones! shewwwwwwweeeeee

Name: Robert Do
comments: I'm a Dick because I stab people in the back and my wife is a fat ass

Name: Janus
comments: I'm a Dick because I said hi to a girl today and walked straight past her trying to be the shit. it pisses me off and i dont think I will sleep well tonight

Name: Osama bin Laden
comments: I'm a Dick because I kill innocent Americans

Name: matty
comments: I'm a Dick because i dick dogs and cats,i also rape monkeys and sheep. I own a dildo named 'Charlie chomp chimps'.I have also dicked my bedroom buddy Alan .

Name: Jamey
comments: I'm a Dick because I am a inconsiderate Prick!

Name: d.Ick
comments: I'm a Dick because i looked at this site

August

Name: jason haskle
comments: I'm a Dick because in michle jackson

Name: Bonnie Border
comments: I'm a Dick because I know my boyfriends passwords into his accounts on line. I watch what he sends people on email. Hes a freak anyway!

Name: DickHead
comments: i am a dick head because i have a dick on my head i went to the doctors in 1674 i need help PLZ

July

Name: DickHead
comments: i am a dick head because i have a dick on my head i went to the doctors in 1674 i need help PLZ

Name: Fagon
comments: I'm a Dick because I have come up with an idea for canned cheese

Name: ruth c
comments: I'm a Dick because i just typed in this tag for a laugh and a site came up.....shit you guys kick ass from ireland

Name: kilroy
comments: I'm a Dick because i hate my brother

Name: Real Guy
comments: I'm a Dick because I quit on this college I went to and didn't tell my parents. So I made a fake grades (which were great) and showed them, like I was going to exams. Then I went to another college today and took an exam and I'm still waiting for results to see if I'm in. If I don't make it, you're probably reading a dead man's post here....

Name: I touch myself
comments: I'm a Dick because I like to touch it.

Name: Jason G
comments: I'm a Dick because double cross my "friends" and scheme behind their backs. I guess that's why I don't have any friends.

Name: jack corrigan
comments: I'm a Dick because i have a dick on my head and i had my sister

Name: ryan chew
comments: i suck my own ratty dick so hard that its startin 2 erode away

Name: michael cross
comments: I'm a Dick because i ave no life ive never lipsed a girl and i wish that i had a virgina on my head

June

Name: Another One Bites The Dust
comments: You gotta love me 'cos I'm a dick.

Name: Tyler M
comments: I'm a Dick because i am having a affair with a porn star and i dont no what to do?

Name: glory love
comments: I'm a Dick because i like kilroy dick

Name: Dorksmell
comments: I'm a Dick because I hate myself

Name: Robbie
comments: I'm a Dick because I like to shuv fuse in my ass and light it with matches. My therapist says it "sexually arouses" me. And it did so I did her on the couch, on the desk and on the floor. The bitch charged me that shit!!! So now I'm broke because my therapist is the most expensive prostitute in the world!

Name: Seth Brundle
comments: I'm a Dick because... What are askin this for??? I'm a motha fuckin 180 pound fly! If that ain't dickerish, then nothin' is. Oh yeah, by the way, does anyone feel like takin' a ride in my teleportation chamber??

Name: Rob from Tim's Bar
comments: I'm a Dick because I popped Colleen's mylar balloon on her birthday.

Name: tony
comments: I'm a Dick because everyone says so

Name: robert dickee
comments: I'm a Dick because I DONT LIKE NO ONE

Name: Asshole
comments: I'm a Dick because dick met sally and i F***ed bobs girl which is also my brothers stepsister

Name: Dick DuMond Jr
comments: I'm a Dick because that`s my name and i`m proud of it

Name: Shelley
comments: I'm not a Dick...I'm a Peter(s). We almost named our son Harry...not...

Name: Richard Crainium
comments: I'm a Dick because, I got married to a lady who got fatter, and fatter. Now she wants to know why I won't have sex with her. DUH! Lose 100 pounds, FAT ASS!

Name: angelvyll
comments: I'm a Dick because i never give my boyfriend any money and always spend his

Name: jason
comments: I'm a Dick because i beat my girlfreind sooo bad she has too crawl 6 miles home and i think that is the funniest shit ever

May

Name: danielle m
comments: I'm a Dick because
i was giving my boyfriends brother hesd under their tavle where they were both sat

Name: amanda
comments: I'm a Dick because i dont like you!!

Name: micheal B
comments: I'm a Dick because i think 1 in 10 people are dwarfs!

Name: john
comments: I'm a Dick because marzie loves me

Name: Dick
comments: I'm a Dick because I now have a website for you to join...it is www.thedicksociety.com...please check it out

Name: MARK
comments: I'm a Dick because I FUCKED A GUY'S WIFE IN A BW'3S PARKING LOT IN BROAD DAYLIGHT IN HER CAR. THEN SHE WENT AND MET HIM FOR DINNER ALONG WITH HIS PARENTS.

Name: Featured Dick
comments: I would like to nominate myself as imadick.com 's "Featured Dick", I feel I deserve the position becuase...well...I'm a real dick. Did you know a Dick and a Bush run the United States, and they're both pussies? Just thought i'd inform all other dicks of this.

Name: Dickery Dick
comments: I'm a Dick because I wear pannty hose

Name: Mc Hummer
comments: I'm a Dick because I ate a large number of peanuts and puked in the sink while shitting on the toilet (at the same time!)

Name: Mouth
comments: I'm a Dick because today I could have scored with this hot chick but instead, I fuckin jacked off all night watching some shitty porn that I saw 32 706 times. I'm a dick because I went down on this girl telling her that she should suck it up like a chewing gum, which she thought was pretty lame. So I stopped licking her, and she went home. She said: "Man you're suck a dick." Well fuck it.

Name: Liam
comments: I'm a dick becos everyone calls jamie b "ginger mustang" and I stand up for him cos he ain't got ginger hair and people that do e.g. grant irvine should all die!!

Name: Liam
comments: I'm a dick becos everyone calls jamie b "ginger mustang" and I stand up for him cos he ain't got ginger hair and people that do e.g. grant irvine should all die!!

Name: Al B
comments: I'm a Dick because I really think that Al A is gay..."I cheated my wife...I fell in love with a he"

April

Name: Homer
comments: I'm a Dick because I bought my wife a bowling ball engraved with "Homer" for Mother's day.

Name: nate s
comments: I'm a Dick because my hair looks like a brillo pad and nobody likes me

Name:
comments: I'm a Dick because I had sex with a bowling ball

Name: AL A
comments: I'm a Dick because I had to ruin it all. I FUCKED UP big time. I'm a dickhead

Name: matthew
comments: I'm a Dick because a friend came to me and was telling me she might have gotten a STD and I told her well did you learn anything from this? she was mad and hung up

Name: Dick Skolnik
comments: I'm a Dick because I,m called Dick since birth. Dick feels good and girls like Dick. Dick

Name: lil mike
comments: I'm a Dick because i can't do my girlfriend right!!!!!!!!

Name: Gregory H
comments: I'm a Dick because my breath smells like arsehole.

Name: britney spears poopy
comments: well right now i just masterbated and i have bright yellow hair and i like to eat bears out in new york city and i love sticking flip flops and screw drivers them up nubby wholes and tomorrow will be a bright day with penis flowers and i am a dick because HIIIIIII

Name: britney spears poopy
comments: I'm a Dick because i like it when girls queef in my mouth and shit on my pee pee hole

Name: heu
comments: I'm a Dick because i like it iup the ass

Name: nathen
comments: I'm a Dick because i bum cats

March

Name: Rick_Dickman
comments: I'm a Dick because I spit, piss and crap in YOUR food!

Name: Osama Bin Laden
comments: Im Just a dick... Does the dipar on my head look ok?

Name: Dick master Flex
comments: I'm a Dick because I drink milk outa the carton, spit on the french fries and let people eat then at some unknown fastfood place..."MD"!!! i have taken a shit on a wall at this girls house and finally im a DICK BEACAUSE I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOM!

Name: golothis
comments: I'm a Dick because i eat belly lent directly from fat womens belly butto....gaping holes.it is a sickness and i would like to stop but i cant. i see a fatty girl and go strait for the belly!gimmie some belly

Name: tony o
comments: I'm a Dick because im mean

Name: Wayne C
comments: I'm a Dick because I love Apple.

Name: WILLIE G
comments: I'm a Dick because I LIKE MY MOTHER MAN.

Name: Louise
comments: I'm a Dick because i married someone over the internet altho it was not a real marrage im a very commited to my dutys and i love James B & Busted (they rock!!) but that soo dont make me a dick

Name: Justin Timberlake
comments: I'm a Dick because i like to rip off people's (especially sexy people) clothes and expose their breats on worldwide television so little kids can see!!!!! Then claim that it's a custume design malfunction. So, WHO'S NEXT?

Name: jamie
comments: I'm a Dick because i lie all the time to get my way, and i do anything i want whenever i want, even if its against the rules, because i dont care what u think and u stink!!!

Name: laura
comments: I'm a Dick because im on this website

Name: its a secret
comments: my comments are too secret for you to read

Name: randall
comments: I'm a Dick because :he wont stop smoking crack.

Name: Democrat
comments: I'm a Dick because I like to take from the working American's and give it to lazy sob's who wont get a job!

Name: Jim
comments: I'm a Dick because i beat off in my co-workers face cream

Name: Larry
comments: I'm a Dick because I drink everyone's beer, and i puke on there girlfriends on purpose. Sometimes I even bone them

Name: fat ass
comments: I'm a Dick because my dick is so big and my sister said i wanna have sex wit u and then i jezzed in her mouthe and she showweld it then said are u a boy toy and i said hell ya then i stuck my dick in her ass

Name: justin
comments: I'm a Dick because i make people feel like there shit for my own pleasure, i slap little kids to see them cry, i fuck old ladies just to poison them and take there money. i have a small penis, like 3inches. and most of all i have a girlfreind and i puther through all this

Name: tricky dicky
comments: I'm a Dick because this website makes me hony baby yehhh suck on my nipples yeahh

Name: Fagg
comments: I'm a Dick because i came here looking for a hobbie.

Name: J.R. have a pencil dick
comments: I'm a Dick because

Name: Spencer
comments: I'm a Dick because I feel like being one
right now, asshole

Name: LIL MAMA
comments: I LOVE DICKS CUZ IZ THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.I LIKE WHEN ITS GOSE IN MY MOUTH IN ALOT MORE SO WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT I SAID BABY....

Name: Richard Phillips
comments: I'm a Dick because I/m proud of my dick I take him wherever I go

Name: graham
comments: I'm a Dick because i like to eat shit

February 2004

Name: Super Penis
comments: I'm a Dick because i beat up old ladies and little children for some money to feed my posh wanking habits

Name: agent smith
comments: I'm a Dick because i refuse to pay for music

Name: john doyle
comments: I'm a Dick because im from carrick!

Name: Woody
comments: I'm a Dick because Molly can I have your number

Name: Alan
comments: I'm a Dick because i love my job

Name: iggy pop
comments: I'm a Dick because i'm a fucking idiot and ugly basta

Name: your mum
comments: I'm a Dick because dont ask questions dick head

Name: George W. Bush
comments: Do you even have to ask??

Name: Barry
comments: I'm a Dick because i've a big purple head and spit at any one who excites me.

Name: jimbo
comments: I'm a Dick because i dont care about anything

Name: Gooby
comments: I'm a Dick because i dont help out at home like i should. I have a serious attitude problem unless i get high every day. So unless your name is Jay and you have a joint dont ask me for shit cause i only help those that keep me high. That includes any and everyone so Heather get off my ass unless your gonna buy me some grass.

Name: Bob
comments: I'm a Dick because I vomited in my friend's shoe and blamed my dog.

Name: Liam
comments: I'm a Dick because i love horse cock

Name: robb
comments: I'm a Dick because i watch reality t.v

Name: Your mom
comments: I'm a Dick because i like letting people take shits on my face in the locker room showers

Name: big one
comments: I have a Dick because i am male

Name: Al A
comments: I'm a Dick because I have cheated on my wife after 22 years. the woman i was cheating with lived in Jacksonville. i lied to that woman and then fell in love with he. She broke up with me because i was still married and she did not want to be involved with a married man. Yes i am a DICK!! i wish my wife would find out!!!!

Name: Woody
comments: I'm a Dick because Molly can I have your number

Name: George W. Bush
comments: Do you even have to ask??

Name: Gooby
comments: I'm a Dick because i dont help out at home like i should. I have a serious attitude problem unless i get high every day. So unless your name is Jay and you have a joint dont ask me for shit cause i only help those that keep me high. That includes any and everyone so Heather get off my ass unless your gonna buy me some grass.

Name: Bob
comments: I'm a Dick because I vomited in my friend's shoe and blamed my dog.

Name: BRYAN
comments: I'm a Dick because EVERYONE WHO THINKS I AM IS GAY

Name: JIMMY
comments: thats scott he's a dick

Name: salvatore
comments: I'm a Dick because i make my girlfriend feel stupid.... she's a wonderful, beautiful women that i don't understand why i can't be nice....kerri you are the best....

Name: k-dawg
comments: I'm a Dick because I find it funny when people should be ashamed of themselves, lie to girls and screw alot

Name: DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK
comments: I'm a Dick because Y DO U NEVER UPDATE THIS SITE ANYMORE IT IS GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Name: George Bush
comments: I'm a Dick because I thought I could find weapons that wern't there!

Name: Stephen E
comments: I'm a Dick because i wet the bed and i wantch too much bo' selecta!

Name: N.
comments: I'm a Dick because i love to dick over my freinds, i dont know why but i kinda think its funny. who needs freinds I KNOW I DONT alls i need is my sisters boyfreind and it sucks to be her because i know he likes me more. i dont really give a shit about anyone but myself and yaknow what im proud of it because everyone sucks and they dont deserve a damn thing from me

Name: Bleeding brutality
comments: I'm a Dick because i throw moltov cocktails at large groups of mall goths, if i see someone in a linkin park shirt i rip it off, make a rope out of it and use it to hang their nu-metal asses, i vomit my soul at the very thought of turning on MTV, i think kids that listen to afi dont deserve to have balls so i cut them off and feed them to the kids that i tied up in my basement after i cought them buying a disturbed cd at best buy. i wont accept that shit and i wont accept anything less then dick of the year....dick

Name: Hiya Richard
comments: Hi Richard, its Jamie.
I heard that about your obsetion with burgers! and i wounderd if you wanna meet up some time?
U see theres a burger bar round rs that sels Large, fried Burger nips!!! Wb to Jamie!!

Name: Hiya Jamie
comments: Dont worri we no how u feel my friend is jst like u, she has burger nips to!!!
(CARROTS!) LOL! Wb to Richard the fat lad that asked for burgers!!!!!!!!!!!

January 2004

Name: Bob
comments: I am a dick because i speak like a plazy scally!!!

Name: Ric
comments: I'm a Dick because i cant stop eating and i when i try to ring someone i cant dial the numbers because my fingers are to fat and i press all the numbers, i had to by a speacil keyboured cause i broke my last when coz i pressed the space bar!!! (Got any burgers call me )

Name: Karl
comments: I'm a Dick because
I USE A GIRL CALLED HANA WEN IM FELLING HORNY

Name: notRichard
comments: I'm a Dick because I'm not prejudiced...I hate everyone equally. So f*@! you all!!!

Name: mark k.
comments: I'm a Dick because, I think i am always right. I am never wrong. I also go threw my wife's stuff,when she's at work

Name: Joey N.A.
comments: I'm a Dick because I don't care about anyone except for me. I treat my girlfriend like crap, and she takes it. Guess that makes her a dick too.

Name: hugh
comments: I'm a Dick because i kick people in the teeth and call them gummy

Name: Robert
comments: I'm a Dick because I tell lies to anyone who will listen and I'm an alcoholic.

Name: nathan
comments: I'm a Dick because im sexy