The Dick Registry 2007 | 2006 | 2005 | 2004 | 2003 | 2002 |

May 2007

Name: courtney
comments: I'm a Dick because mines is so big

Name: Zack
comments: I'm a Dick because I masterbated in my friend's house and put the napkin that my sperm was in by his face.

Name: alexis gonzalez
comments: I'm a Dick because i have a big one

Name: sherley
comments: I'm a Dick because..............fuck u

Name: claire
comments: I'm a Dick because i have one

Name: Frederic Nicolas Emmanuel Quintin Stringer Hitler
comments: I'm a Dick because I'm from the country of Hollandsh.

Name: Fag
comments: I'm a Dick because this boy has no manhood.

April 2007

Name: Ian M
comments: I'm a Dick because for starters i am canadian. wtf is up with that? Second of all, i do a lot of dick-like things, such as break people's phones, and then ask them to spit in my mouth. and i cheat on my boyfriends. i hang around with a dutch man. i take an hour to take a shit, in which time i like to ring people or read books. all in all....im a complete dick.

Name: Jonny Rogers
comments: I'm a Dick because i had a french elbow on my birthday when the chorus came to town.

Name: stef mitchel
comments: I'm a Dick because im from yorkshire and i like my friend beth, who didnt write this.ahem.

Name: Terry M
comments: I'm a Dick because I would,nt even think about donating my hard earned dough to a site full of dicks

Name: Dick A
comments: I'm a Dick because I left my wife for another man

Name: randy dick
comments: I'm a Dick because its my last name

Name: dan stephenson
comments: I'm a Dick because i make wierd animal noises.

March 2007

Name: kris jones
comments: I'm a Dick because i dress as a woman... heres my
myspace...

http://www.myspace.com/trany_anny

Name: Cheppy
comments: I'm a Dick because I work for Cisco

Name:
comments: I'm a Dick because I smoke wed

Name: Kikiwiwi
comments: I'm a Dick because......Im not a dick....You mofo callin me a dick?!?!?!?!?!?! YOU STOOPID DICKZ!!!

Name: Bryan A
comments: I'm a Dick because i shot a squirrel with a bb gun after i first trapped it. Then i shot it again

Name: John C
comments: I'm a Dick because I like to cheat on my wife. I once cheated with another man.

Name: SHANE C
comments: I'm a Dick because I USE THE BATHROOM 4 TIMES A DAY AND TAKE A LIQUID LUNCH AND HATE TO WORK!!!!!!!

February 2007

Name: marcia
comments: I'm a Dick because i have no friends and i smell like rotton cheese and i always get mistaken 4 a man becoz of my beard.

Name: Sasha
comments: I'm a Dick because I screwed 3 of my boyfriends friends and 2 of thier girlfriends then I stole thier underware.

Name: nathan
comments: I'm a Dick because i have a 20 foot long one!!! u guys r so jealous rnt u? i thought so!! so if u want a real man come and get sum!!!!!

Name: Angie
comments: I'm a Dick because I dried my ass with my room mates towel and hung it back up for him.

Name: George
comments: I'm a Dick because I hate some people who are pretty nice.

Name: karly
comments: I'm a Dick because im a dick i dont do anything i just sit on my lazy arse all day and expect adam to do everything for me.. i reject sex.. im a geek etc.

Name: dicky dicker
comments: I'm a Dick because i dont shave my pussy

Name:
comments: I'm a Dick because of spaghetti

Name: Brad
comments: I'm a Dick because my last name is dick and i am really a dick. Not like some of you fakes.

January 2007

Name: Me
comments: I'm not a Dick but I believe that you all are. I am a superior being to you all, and I will one day rule the world. I have a hitlist, with GB being top. He is an ass, and I will take him out on the 13th January 2007!

Name: Dick Cheney
comments: I'm a Dick because I am responsible for the deaths of over 3,000 American soldiers and 20,000 wounded just so I can make boatloads of moolah and massage my lust for power and war.

December 2006

Name: chris
comments: I'm a Dick because I had sex with my girlfriends best friend

Name: BOBBI
comments: I AM A DICK BECAUSE I LOVE LICKING DICK.........

Name: tomy
comments: I'm a Dick because i hate my sister

Name: J. Hamilton
comments: I'm a Dick because I post stupid but truthfully quotes, Birds do it and fly, Bees do it and die, I don't do it at all I'll tell you why. I promised I'd be true, but I'll tell you what I'll do, I'll lay down and I'll let you, and If I don't move I ain't cheatin!

Name: nanaysha
comments: I'm a Dick becausei got balls

Name: Ceri balls
comments: I'm a Dick because well to be honest i think that i make a dick of myself everyday i cant do a simple task of askin my lestures if i can borrow a camera at college and i make a nob of meself at any oppertunity not my purpose specially wen im pissd an then i deny shit that didnt really happen an then simon makes up stuff sayin i did stuff to him wen i didnt cos he's a dick as well maybe he shud register

Name: miller
comments: I'm a Dick because i am a total dick this requiers everything of a dick because once again i iz a dick love to all those of i am a dick.com p.s i am a dick and ur a dick teeny tots and tinyx

November

Name: ...
comments: I'm a Dick because I'm a sadistical bastard that likes to
murder little chickens on his holidays. I'm also a Dick
because I ABSOLUTELY HATE children below the age of
14 and when I see them I throw stuff at them. I'm a Dick
because have sex with women I don't know and don't
want to know the name of and tell them fake invented
stories of my life and my name

Name: none of ya biness
comments: I'm not a dick because i;m fine,sexy,and I pull.

Name: Marco
comments: I'm a Dick because I once had sex with someone who I really liked and once I did them in the ass and they bleed internaly and had to go to the hospital and have there bowels removed and why they were recovery in the hospital I did there best friend in the ass, but then sadly I got Gonaherpasyplaids from the 2nd girls mother and had to have my cut off. So Im a dick because Im trying to make up for other things!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Justin P
comments: I'm a Dick because I am short and angry at everyone.

Name: bob
comments: I'm a Dick because i don't know how to have sex please show me a pic of the action

Name: mike k
comments: I'm a Dick because i masturbate to much, i finger my butt hole and smell it, i am to good for any women, i love to stare at myself in the mirror, i love fat ugly women cause i can controll them, i am just a dick thats why i like myself

Name: alex t
comments: I'm a Dick because: people suck,my coworkers suck,my wifes controlling, i live in a town with to many mexicans, and i like to be a dick.

Name: Adam Y
comments: I'm a Dick because I'm a weird pervy guy and everyone thinks I'm a knob. Because i am a knob

October

Name: John J
comments: I'm a Dick because I dont undress in view of the livingroom at night. I sleep nude and my son knows. But lately he hasnt been able to "see me in my pjs" cuz I quit undressing in the doorway.

Name: Bruce
comments: I'm a Dick because I dont know what I want in my life. So I keep living my life , at 53, dragging people along with me so I can fuck them up too!!!

Name: Mike
comments: I'm a Dick because I'm the newest dick master on the Internet with my penisregisty.com website. What good is a dick if its not registered?

Name:
comments: I'm a Dick because i am smarter than you. i have less money but that will change. i have been a chump and allowed the world to put me where they want me. my hot wife is a loving princess yet i fuck around on her. i have three beautiful kids that i love, yet i jepordize their well being by being a lazy asshole who refuses to work for anyone i feel is inferior to me which is almost everyboe

Name: Bill Nicely
comments: I'm a Dick because I ruin good women.

September

Name: bla=bla
comments: I'm a Dick because my gf stop takin 2 me

Name: Wankenfurter Von Tosserdoff
comments: I'm a dick because I screamed at some dick on a moped with an imadick sticker, then I cut you off, Dick!

Auguust

Name: dick
comments: I'm a Dick because after stealing my cousins boyfriend, and cheating on my boyfriend, which is my cousins boyfriends best friend, I got knocked up, married all that good stuff. one day she decided to come and apologize so we could "get along and be merry" and I told her to go fuck herself. when she asked why, I told her it was because I was a dick

Name: jesse
comments: I'm a Dick because i told my wife she needs to stop bugging me on holding my son i,LL hold him when i feel like it."NOW THATS A DICK"

Name: Real Prick
comments: I'm a Dick because i extort people. Now I bought a Tshirt from you, you dick, post this on your site or else!

Name: anonymous
comments: These people below are all freaky dickheads!!

Name: eddie hitler
comments: I'm a Dick because i started world war 2 and my brother got all the credit ! and he's nowhere as big a dick as me !see you in iran soon you dicks !

July

Name: steve
comments: I'm a Dick because I left my ex, for her cousin/best friend. then got married to her and had a child

April

Name: FarvaDF
comments: I'm a Dick because my shenanigans are cruel and unusual which doesn't make them shenanigans at all, really. My jokes are lame as hell. I can remember sh*t. I like to use the words 'dog', 'Dude' with the out dated phrase 'Waz up'.

March

Name: dave
comments: I'm a Dick because I put up with shit that other people would've quit for, my soul is weak for being my bosses lil biotch, i want to sleep with my teacher and not tell my wife

Name: JANE NICOLE MARIE
comments: BECAUSE IM A GIRL AND FOR ONE IM
A Female And Ill RipOff Your Penis
You A**HOLE D*ck Head F**kOFF F**kwit
>From Clover Jane Nicole Marie

Name: dave
comments: I'm a Dick because I put up with shit that other people would've quit for, my soul is weak for being my bosses lil biotch, i want to sleep with my teacher and not tell my wife

Name: DICKONYA
comments: I'm a Dick because well basically i have the most annoying laugh in the world. and....I'M FAT

Name: Jay
comments: I'm a Dick because my kid had a shitty diaper and i threw it under the seat of somebodys car at my grandpa's funeral. At least I had something to laugh about on the long trip home, oh by the way it was about 90 out and I rolled the windows up on the car I put it in FUCKERS!!!hahahahahahahahahahahaa

Name: dick cauthen
comments: I'm a Dick because, accept it, thats just the way it is meant to be

February

Name: Dickydonk
comments: My brother is a dick because he tells my mum everything that i didnt want him to tell and hes an ugly retard with no friends. My mum hates me but shes just so fucking stuck up! i just want to kill em all!!!!

Name: sean dick jonhson
comments: I'm a Dick because all i do is fuck and smoke bud all day

Name: nighater
comments: I'm a dick because when I see stupid drivers on the road and I try to get them to wreck their cars. Also, I was once in an altercation with two negros and I told them that I never understood why my ancestors owned their ancestors up until that moment. Then I told them now I wished I owned one of them!

Name: RedSoxFan26991
comments: I'm a Dick because because i was mean and selfish to my
girl friend and i wouldnt listen to her, and i always annoyed
her and made her follow me around... and i need so much
help

Name: heath
comments: I'm a Dick because i came down with herpes an didnt tell the 4 girls ive had sex with multi times i just turn out the lights

Name: robert
comments: I'm a Dick because i went out with the most pathetic twat in the whole world!

Name: Ben W
comments: I'm a Dick because I lie to my friends and make them all hate each other and I love it.

Name: sean stevens
comments: I'm a Dick because i drive slow cars with lo3 junk.

Name: Maurice
comments: I'm a Dick because I will ruin anyone's life to make my ex wife's life a living hell!

January

Name: mel
comments: i am not a dik i think that all the fukin sad sad people that have no lives only leave messages that they are diks you bunch of dikheads

Name: The Grove
comments: I'm a Dick because i dnt let the kids that go on the computers go on any chat links when i shud nd im the most shitiest school on the earth

Name: the gorve
comments: I'm a Dick because im the shittest skwl in the universe and i need to be bombed!!!

Name: Johnny M
comments: I'm a Dick because its the biggest part of me! It's so big it has feet...so big I'm already doing a girl next Tuesday...in fact, its so big it has it's own dick...and even it's dick is bigger than your dick! Thats BIG!

Name: BIG DICK
comments: I'm a Dick because IM GOOD AT IT

Name: jessy
comments: I'm a Dick because im so ungratefull to my dad

Name: laura anna
comments: i am a dick because i love my sefe

Name: Ryan E
comments: I'm a Dick because I am Canadian